Favorite Simpsons Quotes

[Oblesklk]

Another one I thought of today that just kills me every time I hear it:


Marge: Homer, the Plant just called. They said if you don't come into work tomorrow, then don't bother coming in on Monday, either.

Homer: Wa hoo!! Four day weekend!!

 

[guitman69]

Dr. Nick singing while operating:

The knee bone's connected to the...something
The somethings connected to the...red thing
The red thing's conneced to my...wrist watch

Uh-oh



Homer: You suck-didly-uck Flanders!!!


Pricipal Skinner: And with a flute up his nose...Ralph Wiggum.
(Ralph toots the flute through his nose)
Chief Wiggum: That's some nice fluten boy.


Homer: D'oh
Mr. Burns: Yes, you're in deep d'oh now!


Homer: Ahhh! The bee bit my bottom, now my bottoms big!

 

[cloudgazer2k]

here are some half-way remebered ones:

"Chief Wiggums reporting a 5-15...waking an officer"

"MMMMM....forbidden doughnut"

"When I grow up, I wanna graduate from Bovine University!"
Ralph

Marge: Do you follow my husband everywhere he goes?
Hotdog man: Lady, he's putting my kids through college.

Homer:What do you have to wash this awful taste outta my mouth?
Klav Klash guy: Mountain Dew and crab juice.
Homer: Aaah...ewww...sheesh...gimme the crab juice.

Ralph:What's a battle?
Chaumers: Did he just say "what's a battle?"
Skinner: No, he said...rattle!
Chaumers:I think I heard rattle...

"What's a diorama?" Ralph yet again

"I coulda pulled a better cartoon outta my as...heyheyheyhey!" Krusty

 

[thefeatheroom95]

"The doctor says i wouldnt have so many nosebleeds if i could keep my finger out of there"
--Ralph Wiggum
"Thank you for coming. I'll see you in hell"
--Apu

 

[Sunriseticklee]

Anyone remember the episode when Homer is sent off to be a missionary for scamming PBS?

And when things get really bad he says, "Jebus... help me Jebus."

As bad as it is, I can not help but laugh at that! Heehee

I love the Simpsons. I wasn't allowed to watch it when I was little. Did it anyway. 😛

Live, Laugh and TICKLE!
Sunriseticklee

 

[General Zod]

Here's another one I thought was hilarious Child services had just taken Bart,Lisa and Maggie away Marge is yelling at Grandpa Simpson He just shrugs and says"OH BITCH BITCH BITCH"

 

[Oblesklk]

Anyone remember the episode when Homer is sent off to be a missionary for scamming PBS?

And when things get really bad he says, "Jebus... help me Jebus."

That episode is one of my favorites of the newer ones.


"Elmo knows where you live!"


"But I don't even believe in Jebus!"


The first time I ever saw the simpsons was a total fluke. I had seen them on the Tracey Ullman show back in the late 80s (or was it early 90s). I never saw her show before, but just happened to tune in when the Simpsons first aired. When they got their own show, I've been hooked since day one 🙂 Best. Show. Ever.

 

[Sunriseticklee]

You remember when they did Sherri Bobbins (making fun of Mary Poppins?).

They are singing and Flanders says, "They aren't perfect but the Lord says love thy neighbors."

"Shut up Flanders!" (Homer)

"Ookayly Dokaly Doo." (Flanders)

*more singing as Sherri Bobbins flies into the sky*

And then Lisa asks if she will be back. Homer says he's sure she will and then....

BLAM!! A plane knocks Sherri Bobbins right out of the sky. I LOVE that episode!

Heehee... this is a cool thread!

Live, Laugh and TICKLE
Sunriseticklee

 

[Oblesklk]

You remember when they did Sherri Bobbins (making fun of Mary Poppins?).

Or the episode in which Bart sells his soul to Milhouse for 5 bucks...

In the very beginning, Bart is handing out hymns to Iron Butterfly's "Inna Godda Davida" (bad spelling, I know), and the piano lady is going hardcore for about 20 minutes straight on the piano. Everyone starts taking out their lighters and saluting her as she faints on the piano.

Oh man.

I soooooo glad Fox decided to release all the episodes on DVD.

Heehee... this is a cool thread!

Not a doubt about it

 

[Dr|zzt]

i cant believe i missed this thread for so long!

>>who shot mr burns -

Dr hibbert : "well i couldnt possibly solve this mystery... can you? <pointing at the camara>

<camara moves away showing that he was pointing to wiggum>

Chief Wiggum : "well ill give it a shot, i mean its my job i guess!"

>> Burns baby Burns

Dawager : you must meet our daughter the debutant, she came out last spring!

Larry burns : Whoaa! put her back in, shes not done yet!

>> Homer vs. the eighteenth amendment

Mayor Quimby : you cant seriously want to ban alcahol. it tastes great! makes women appear more attractive. and makes a person virtually imvulnerable to criticism!

>> 22 short films about springfield

skinner : oh well, thats was wonderful... a good time was had by all. im pooped!

chalmers : yes i should be... <sees the fire in skinners kitchen> Good lord, whats happening in there?!?

skinner : aurora borealis?

chalmers : aurora borealis? at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country... and localized entirely within your kitchen???

skinner : yes

chalmers : may i see it?

skinner : no

Agnes skinner : (from upstairs) Seymore the house is on fire!!

Skinner : no mother, its just the northen lights!

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i will post more, but these are all i can think of at short notice! - ill leave you with:

oh, is there any word in klingon for lonelyness? <checks book> ah yes .... Tacklaaaack!!!

Dr|zzt

 

[Adam]

The best line ever...

"Smithers, release the robotic Richard Simmons." - Mr. Burns, from the Simpsons episode with the outtakes 😀

 

[guitman69]

Smithers, from the same episode:

"Oh my god...his ass is gonna blow!!!"

 

[Frink]

Homer J. Simpson: (sings)
"You can dance, you can dance.....everybody look at your pants!"

Homer J. Simpson:
"Sleeping bags on the floor and a roaring fire. It'll be just like that time I got thrown out of the camping shop."

Apu Nahasapeemapetalon:
"Yes yes I work in a convenience store. I know the procedure for armed
robbery."

Homer J. Simpson:
"I'm somewhere where I don't know where I am"

Homer J. Simpson:
"Wait I'm no missionary, I don't even believe in Jebus"

Ralph Wiggum:
"Bushes are nice 'cos they don't have prickers. Unless they do. This
one did. Ouch!"

Homer J. Sipmson:
"Sweet merciful crap! My car!"

(Moe sees his picture on the Duff calendar.)
Moe: Am I really THAT ugly?
Carl: Moe, it's all relative. Is Barney that drunk? Is Lenny that stupid? Is Homer that lazy, bald, and fat?
(Barney, Lenny, and Homer start sobbing heavily.)
Moe: (cries out) OH MY GOD! It's worse than I thought!
(Moe starts sobbing.)
Carl: See this is why I don't talk much.

 

[Knightshade]

more

*Moe thinks he finally found the punk who's been making all the prank phone calls, when it's actually Bart framing Jimbo*
"Barney don't touch of of the drinks while i'm gone"
"What kind of pathetic drunk do you think I am? Woah somebody spilled beer in this ashtray"

*Same epidode with Barney sucking on the beer taps*
"Uh oh, my heart just stopped. *pauses* ah there it goes."

*Simpsons Halloween Special, Homer and Marge realize Bart is a vampire, Grampa rushes in with a hammer and stake*
Grampa: "Quick we have to kill the boy!"
Marge: "How did you know he was a vampire?"
Grampa: "He's a vampire? AAAAAAAHHH!!!!"

*Same episode*
Mr.Burns: "Ah, fresh victims for my ever-growing army of the undead"
Smithers: "Sir you forgot to let go of the button"
Mr. Burns: "Oh sonofabit..."

 

[Powertickle]

Ok Simpsons fans..... Let's hear them! 😎

I'll start it off with the first 3 I can remember right now:
...now let's see how long THIS thread gets! 😀 lol

Are you by any chance a frequent visitor to a thread about strategy games and civilization in specific? 😀

 

[Frink]

Are you by any chance a frequent visitor to a thread about strategy games and civilization in specific? 😀

I'm afraid not, Powertickle, but now I'm intrigued, so I might have to check it out.... 🙂

 

[Frink]

hardcore Simpsons fans

This isn't really a quote....it's just a reminder of how no matter how serious a fan of something you are, there is always someone, somewhere who is MUCH more serious a fan than you! lol
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The following is from the newsgroup, alt.tv.sipmsons in response to the query: "Is Bart left or right-handed?":



Generally Bart is left-handed. But the animators have, depending
on what is required in a scene, draw Bart right-handed. And it's
pretty funky to see Bart using both hands a few episodes.

FYI this left-handedness drew some arguments on the newsgroup,
earlier in its history, that some of us started to compared notes.

Here's my compilation from several years back:

Homer is left-handed in episode: 2F05
Homer is right-handed in episodes: 7F11,7F12,8F06,8F13,8F15,1F01,
2F10,2F12,2F13,3F01,3F10
Homer uses both hands in episodes: 7F23,2F22

Marge is left-handed in episodes: 9F18,2F33,2F15
Marge is right-handed in episodes: 7G08,9F03,2F05

Bart is left-handed in episodes: 7G02,7G08,7F03,8F06,3F02
Bart is right-handed in episodes: 1F20,2F32,3F06
Bart uses both hands in episodes: 7F23,8F15,8F16,2F22

Lisa is left-handed in episode: 8F24.
Lisa is right-handed in episodes: 7G08,7F24,8F01,8F15,2F32

Maggie is left-handed in episodes: 1F17,2F32
Maggie is right-handed in episode: 9F12

Ned is right-handed in episodes: 7F08,3F10

Homer's mom is right-handed in episode: 3F06
All of Ms. Hoover's class seemed to be right handed in episode: 1F17
Apu is right-handed in episode: 3F10
Barney is right-handed in episode: 2F16
Burns is right-handed in episode: 3F10
Chalmers is left-handed in episode: 3F10
Chief Wiggum is right-handed in episode: 3F10
Jimbo is right-handed in episode: 3F02
Ms. Hoover is right-handed in episode: 8F15
Ralph is right-handed in episode: 2F16
Rev. Lovejoy is right-handed in episode: 3F10
Showshow Bob is right handed in episode: 9F22
Smithers is right-handed in episode: 2F20

Some people who might be left-handed (7F23):
Akira Dr. Monroe Mrs. Lovejoy
Apu Dr. Riviera Ms. Krabappel
Barney Jasper Otto
Burns Karl Princess Kashmere
Chief Wiggum Kent Brockman Richie Sakai
Chuck Ellis Krusty Sideshow Mel
Cowboy Bob Mayor Quimby Skinner
Dr. Hibbert Moe The Happy Sumo Master Chef

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"Damned infernal gizmo. My kingdom for a left-handed can opener!"
-- Monty Burns

 

[Frink]

still more...

picked up a few more great quotes lying around on the net. 😛

1)
Lionel Hutz: Mrs. Simpson, your sexual harassment suit is exactly what I need to help rebuild my shattered practice. Care to join me in a belt of scotch?
Marge: But it's only 9:30 in the morning!
Lionel Hutz: Yeah, but I haven't slept in days.

2)
[On working at the DMV.]
Patty: Somedays we don't let the line move at all.
Selma: Yeah, we call those WEEKdays.

3)
Lisa: Dad, what's a Muppet?
Homer: Well, it's not quite a mop, it's not quite a puppet, but man... [laughs hysterically] So to answer your question, I don't know.

4)
Marge: There's no shame in being a pariah.

5)
[from the X-files episode]
Mulder: All right, Homer. We want you to re-create your every move the night you saw this alien.
Homer: Well, the evening began at the gentleman's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.
Scully: Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the F.B.I.
Homer: We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. You happy?

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😎

 

[evilqueen]

Mrs. Lovejoy: I don't think we should be talking about ess-ee-ex in front of the see-aitch-eye-el-dee-are-ee-en.

Crusty the Clown: Sex Cauldron?!?! I thought they closed that place down years ago!