Flirt all you want 24 hours a day and night Thread!!

[Camel26]

Hey now...well, I guess I shouldn't complain...I'll feel better when I'm giggling, too!!! Here GT!!! Come and get it!!! 😛

(*Sidenote: I think my ler is going to tie me to the bed tonite...wish me luck...especially because she just found a new spot on the small of my back that I didn't know existed!! Yikes!!! 😉 😛)

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

Well Camel I Hope Between You And The Bed, At Least One Servives. I Hope She Really Does Tickle You In Places You Didn't Even Know Existed, But Then Will Neeeever Forget. Whenever You're Ready I Have The Whipped(like Me 🙂 ) Cream And Cherries, Sprinkles Etc. For Those Counting Carbs, I Have A Bowl Of Fat Free Cool Whip. Of Course In Il2bt's Case I'd Probably Just Eat The Shrimp Raw First.(grant Me Patience..now!!!!) I Can't Let Sy Down Though, So After Your Toes Are Fully Decorated I Will Suck, Lick, Eat, Nibble, Tongue-lash Those Pretty Peds Clean. Scream All You Want. I Hope I Can Make Il2bt Giggle, Wiggle, Scream And Moan. Second Helpings, Anyone?? Any Pesky Food Stains On The Lovely "dishes" Can Be Easily Removed By Sonicare. Flavor Of The Month: "tickled To Death By Chocolate" This Weeks Special: Carmel, Camel, Tickle Twirl"

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

What Can Brown Do For You?

*doorbell Rings* Il2bt: Gee, I Wonder Who That Is? *sign Here, Please* I Wasn't Expecting A... I Don't Know Anyone In Georgia... Oh, Georgia! *looks Inside Package To See Two Sterling Silver Toe Rings Engraved With "gt"* Reads Card:"when You Wish Upon A "tickle" Star..." *iltbt Slips On Toe Rings( Wait, I Could Have Sworn That Tickled*giggles*)once Logged Onto Tt, Il2bt Soon Found The Rings Secret. If She Typed "tickle" Or Any Variation Of The Word, That Is What The Toe Rings Did. She Could Mix Upper And Lower Case Letters And Exclamation Points For Any Level/duration Of Tickling Sensation She Desired." I Wonder"*types "cuddle"*( No Response) * Types" Whisper Sweet Nothings" (no Response) *doorbell Rings/ Il2bt Opens Door* Gt Enters, Takes Il2bt In His Arms:" I'm Here To Fix That Computer Glitch, Beautiful. Oh And Here Are Some Belly Button Rings From The Same Store. I Just Had To Be Here When You Tried Those On!!!!!"

 

[Iluv2Btickled]

you are a nutball,you know that? 😛 You really think these things out dont ya? 😛

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

you are a nutball,you know that? 😛 You really think these things out dont ya? 😛

GUILTY, BUSTED. I THROW MY SELF AT THE MERCY OF JUDGE IL2BT. ACTUALLY I THROW MYSELF AT HER FEET!! BWAAAAAAAAH! THAT NEW PICTURE OF BOND IS AWESOME!! THEY ARE WITHOUT A DOUBT THE SECOND THROUGH FIFTH HOTTEST LADY CLASSICAL MUSICIANS ALIVE. GEE, I WONDER WHO COULD BE NUMBER ONE ON THE LIST? *WINK,WINK* BTW, TRY THE NEWEST SHRIMP SUNDAE FLAVORS, "TICKLED 'PINA' COLADA" AND "TICKLED PINK LEMONADE". I'LL BE NICE AND LET YOU PICK WHICH OF YOUR CUTE "DISHES" BECOMES WHICH FLAVOR!! 🙂 🙂

 

[MayDay1]

I'm glad somebody brought that up. His posts are the main cause of my nausea. Urp.....oh no..no again!

 

[Camel26]

Carmel Camel Tickle Twirl...fabulous!!!! I'm down for it...bring on the cool whip!!! And where can a girl go to purchase some of those self tickling toe rings????

As for last nite, nothin happened...my dear Ler did one of the many things girls do that I, as a woman, will never understand: She went to one of those tanning beds and burnt the hell out of her chest and back...so she's in a decent amount of pain...poor thing...brought it on herself, and she'll admit that...but still...burnt as red as a lobster...well, when she's not as crispy as she is at present, she said she'd fulfill that particular fantasy...big time, to make up for cooking herself!!!

Question to the ladies who tan on this forum: WHY would you put yourself in a coffin-like container, while still alive, only to cook yourself and promote skin cancer? Fake-and-bake is not my style...I'm too claustrophobic, and the sun is free!!! 😛

Ya know...my toe ring just isn't as cool as IL2BT's new ones...I'm feeling out of the tickle loop...*sits and hangs head as the feeling of being out of the loop and needing a good tickle overwhelm*

 

[nessonite1]

I agree with you there, i luvs...GT is certifiably insane. 😀

Camel, I am glad the fair skin has again become acceptable. There was a time when I was a young teenager (at least in california) when anyone with fair skin and no tan was laughed at and I never wore shorts or bathing suits because I was ashamed of my pale legs.

I don't tan anyway...too long in the sun and I go from nothing to burt like toast instantly. 😛

 

[PunKyGurl]

Hey Ness there's aways the safe tanning lotion! hehehe

 

[Cbarton]

I agree with you there, i luvs...GT is certifiably insane. 😀

Camel, I am glad the fair skin has again become acceptable. There was a time when I was a young teenager (at least in california) when anyone with fair skin and no tan was laughed at and I never wore shorts or bathing suits because I was ashamed of my pale legs.

I don't tan anyway...too long in the sun and I go from nothing to burt like toast instantly. 😛

Shall I whip up my soon to be patented sun burn cream for you? I make some up for the familay ever summer. My own special blend of ingredients....

:::fetching some compazine for Mayday's nausea and insulin for the high blood sugar levels he seems to be getting....:::::

 

[Iluv2Btickled]

*watches the bird fly off* I wonder if he ever loses any feathers.....😉

 

[Cbarton]

*watches the bird fly off* I wonder if he ever loses any feathers.....😉

::circles over IL2BT...shakes wings...lets three wing feathers fall into her lap, then lfy to the medicine cabinet...drop off comapzine and insulin for MayDay...landing back with Nessie..:::

What the fair lady wants, the fair lady gets.....a true gentleman could never dissapoint such a lady...

 

[MayDay1]

Thanks for the meds, hawkeye. You're a good li'l birdie. I feel a little better now. But I swear to gawd if I hear one more loopy poem I'm gonna honk all over this joint.....

 

[MistressValerie1]

Luckily for me, my tan is built-in 😀 I have to stay out of direct sunlight for medical reasons 🙁

I love GT's poetry, btw -- he has an interesting and creative way with words 🙂

Luv to all,

 

[Iluv2Btickled]

I love it too. esp since its always about me...LOL!!

Joking!! I'm not REALLY big-headed, people...

 

[SyDemon1]

It's about time we get the fetish buffet prepared. I remember Camel volunteering.

Forgive me I'll gonna have to tie you up a little to prevent movement so that the cream spreading will be even.

*Ties Camel up carefully and proceeds to gently spread chocolate cream all over her with soft brushes*

Anyone who wanna help please do!

 

[nessonite1]

Oh I love GT's poetry too! hehehe Truly a Shakespear/Poe/Carroll of today!

 

[PunKyGurl]

Okay, I feel a bit odd. Everytime I post with you guys it is completely ignored. Does anyone have a problem with me or something? If so, it would be really nice for whoever to let me know. I just feel kind of awkward trying to be friendly and post like everyone else. I'm not whinning for lack of attention believe me I don't want that. I just feel like nobody cares what I say. 🙁

 

[nessonite1]

I just feel like nobody cares what I say.

awwwww don't feel that way, please! It's not on purpose, I promise! I dont discriminate...I just say something if I can think of something to say and sometimes I just cant! 😛 Everyone here is valuable and even if you dont get a lot of direct replies you are still loved! 😀

 

[Cbarton]

Okay, I feel a bit odd. Everytime I post with you guys it is completely ignored. Does anyone have a problem with me or something? If so, it would be really nice for whoever to let me know. I just feel kind of awkward trying to be friendly and post like everyone else. I'm not whinning for lack of attention believe me I don't want that. I just feel like nobody cares what I say. 🙁

:::flies over and finds perch next to PunkyGirl:::

After all, we winged creatures need to stick together...

 

[Iluv2Btickled]

* is totally fascinated w/ the bird*

Punky, I personally have nothing against you. I think everyone here is cool.

* watches bird again* Never been so close to a bird...hmm....I wonder what he eats....* goes to look up info on bird* 🙂

 

[Cbarton]

* is totally fascinated w/ the bird*

Punky, I personally have nothing against you. I think everyone here is cool.

* watches bird again* Never been so close to a bird...hmm....I wonder what he eats....* goes to look up info on bird* 🙂

I could be ornery and say that as an Iowa HAWKeye I eat Michiganb wolverines for lunch, but will be satisfied with whatever you would like to use as bird food, fair IL2BT....

::;preens feathers into position after flight...look to see if IL2BT caught the ones I dropped for her, then turn attention to Punky...:::

So, what is on your lovely mind, Punky?

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

I love it too. esp since its always about me...LOL!!

Joking!! I'm not REALLY big-headed, people...

AH, YES QUALITY OVER QUANTITY!! I WONDER IF YOU WOULD DO ME THE HONOR OF DINNER AT SY'S FETISH BUFFET? I HEAR TODOE, THE MAITRE D', IS REALLY CUTE!!(IN A VIRILE, THOUGH PLUSH KINDA WAY!!) MAYBE IF I SLIP HIM SOME GREEN WE WILL GET EXCLUSIVE SEATING RIGHTS TO CAMEL'S TABLE. I WANT US TO SHOW IMPECCABLE TABLE(TICKLE, TICKLE, TICKLE)MANNERS. I MUST REMEMBER TO LEAVE A GENEROUS TIP(GOT CHANGE FOR A SONICARE?) AFTERWARDS WE WILL HAVE TO THINK OF SOMEWAY TO BURNOFF THE CAMEL CALORIES. DO YOU STILL HAVE THE FEATHERS KYHAWKEYE GAVE YOU?*CUES BOND MUSIC* MAY I HAVE THIS TICKLE TWO STEP, DARLING STRING QUEEN?*MAY DAY FOR MAYDAY* IL2BT'S HAS ME UNDER HER SPELL, BUT I TRIED A "SPLENDA" POST THIS TIME!!

 

[Iluv2Btickled]

*picks up feathers and admires them* Fascinating...😉

as for the wolverine comment..I really dont care about sports so say what you want.😛

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

Oh I love GT's poetry too! hehehe Truly a Shakespear/Poe/Carroll of today!

THANKS YOUR MAJESTY!! BUT, BILL, EDGAR AND LEWIS WANT A WORD WITH BOTH OF US 🙂