For you football fans,

[bellystrokes]

Remember German, I do love you..................

An elementary teacher starts a new job at a school in St. Paul , > Minnesota and trying to make a good impression on her first day explains to her class that she's a Viking fan.

She asks the class to raise their hands if they too are Viking fans.

Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl.

The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says:

"Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?"

"Because I'm not a Viking fan," she replied.

The teacher, still shocked, asks: "Well, if you're not a Vikings fan, then whom do you support?"

"I'm a Charger fan, and proud of it," Mary replied.

The teacher could not believe her ears.

"Well Mary, might you explain why are you a Charger fan?"

"Because my mom and dad are from San Diego and my mom is a Charger fan and my dad is a Charger fan, so I'm a Charger fan too!"

"Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that's no reason for you to be a Charger fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict and a car thief, what would you be then?"

Mary said, "I'd be a Raiders fan."

 

[Bugman]

LMAO.

 

[bellystrokes]

You once offered to protect me again peasnat with pitchforks, aka Raider fan..............heeheheehhe

 

[Bugman]

You once offered to protect me again peasnat with pitchforks, aka Raider fan..............heeheheehhe

The offer still stands my dear.😉

 

[bellystrokes]

Phew! I just might need it. hehehehe

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Very funny, even to us non-fans of football. 😀

 

[german]

Look look I explained it already to the police..........it was actually my car and I simply forgot the keys and I needed the wire hanger to get the door open, it was just a big misunderstanding - honest.

Priest

 

[bellystrokes]

Yeah yeah, all they have to learn is that you live Raider Nation, and all creditbility goes down the train. heheeheh

 

[german]

They said it would be like this on the outside...........

Priest

 

[bellystrokes]

Welcome to the land of Blue and Gold!!! You will like it here. heehehe

 

[german]

.......and what a dark and evil place it is...........

Priest

 

[bellystrokes]

.......and what a dark and evil place it is...........

Priest

Oh your goddess will protect you (ignore the long sharp nails and evil laugh)

 

[german]

Makes me feel a lot better

Priest

 

[kilitiinko1]

As I catch my breath..... Nice,Goddess Bellystrokes!


German,are you okay? That looked to be one large man-hole cover headed your way!

 

[bellystrokes]

As I catch my breath..... Nice,Goddess Bellystrokes!


German,are you okay? That looked to be one large man-hole cover headed your way!

Oh he's fine, he's just fine, don't worry about him...............hehehehheehehhehhheeh

 

[Illtcklu]

Look look I explained it already to the police..........it was actually my car and I simply forgot the keys and I needed the wire hanger to get the door open, it was just a big misunderstanding - honest.

Priest

I'ts only a misunderstanding when you get caught!!!!


BELIEVE ME I KNOW!!!!!!!

 

[Illtcklu]

Oh your goddess will protect you (ignore the long sharp nails and evil laugh)

............... it's just a misunderstanding!!!!!!