I kind of play guitar, picked it up about a year ago. I'm not especially good, but I do ok, and I'm slowly getting better. Besides that I'm a little boring. Kind of a nerd, quiet and shy. Hence the lurking for so long.
Well, that and I've tried to keep my fetishes* pretty much entirely secret. Which, when there was one computer in the house, was difficult enough WITHOUT getting involved with people.
*The obvious, tickling, and a hint of a foot fetish.