Give me an answer, I'll give you a question...RobAce's Question Thread?

[milagros317]

Answer: Only on Thursdays.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Taco Bell!

 

[Helena]

I've got a feeling that tonight's gonna be a good night.

 

[milagros317]

Answer: I like it better outdoors.

 

[RobAce]

Stinky The Bed Wetting Skunk. 😛

What is something I would not buy for my children.

Rob

 

[RobAce]

The sea is the greatest bride a man can have.

What might I say if I were a fisherman.

Rob

 

[kurchatovium]

A glass of Clamato.

 

[milagros317]

Answer: Two drunk priests and a fat bartender.

 

[john getty]

. . .that's why the French are a bunch of bastards!

I know we've already covered this, but I'm trying to get my first feather.

 

[milagros317]

Answer: Two drunk nuns and a skinny bartender.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

He's a little bit special.

 

[kurchatovium]

He is the Lord Of The Dance.

 

[milagros317]

Answer: Make a right turn and then proceed straight ahead for four blocks.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

He was a crazy bastard. 😱

 

[kurchatovium]

Foam rubber puppets.

 

[RobAce]

Britney Spears

Who do I not want my girls to grow up and be like.

Rob

 

[RobAce]

5479

The average number of times I get told to quiet down or lower my voice at gatherings.

Rob

 

[RobAce]

Watch kids. This is how it's done.

What did I say to my children right before I slipped and fell face first on the slip'n'slide I bought for them last summer.

Rob

 

[RobAce]

I will do anything for love, but I won't do that.

What did I tell my ex-wife when we first talked LONG AGO about possibly, maybe, perhaps get back together.

Rob

 

[RobAce]

Pink is my favorite color.

What was the first thing I say after receiving a concussion.

Rob

 

[RobAce]

I'm about as old and slow as I'd like to be. Let's stop the aging process.

When visiting my doctors, what is one of the first things I say.

Rob

 

[RobAce]

I must remember to send Helena some flowers.

What I say to myself after seeing a woman wearing silver shoes.

Rob

 

[RobAce]

Answer: Two wild geese and a lawnmower.

What wild horses couldn't drag me away from.

Rob

 

[RobAce]

I dunno. 😛

My reply when asked, why do people find you funny. Then I put on a sombrero and pour salsa down my pants.

Rob

 

[kered]

Because Helena was drunk again.