Godmodding thread

[nessonite1]

***Whips out a portable tracking device from my hammerspace, and activates it to locate Nessonite under the mass of cream pies. It instead locates a Nessonite-like plushie***

The escape dummy saves me again!

*slips out from under the pie tin, covered in filling and diguised amongst the globs of filling that still cover the floor*
*attempts to sneak to the fridge for a quick shower in the water dispenser*

 

[Hungarian21]

Escape dummy? How ironic... 😛

*creates Tsunami to wash away this mess, but accidentally aims it at Iraq.*

:shocked: Whoops.....🙄

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

***Nessonite slips over on some leftover cream pie, accompanied by a comedy sound effect***

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Notices the edit in his post some pages back* BLASPHEMY! INJUSTICE! HERESY! *Rages in a corner*

 

[nessonite1]

*sticks tongue out at the ever-aware HDS*
shhh! As long as Jay doesnt see we'll be fine ^^

whoops! *falls on ass*

 

[Budweiserbob!]

*floats around hugging waffle iron for no reason*

 

[nessonite1]

*waffle iron looks at BuddyBob lovingly and says* Im having your baby!

 

[Hungarian21]

:wooha: Baaaaby Born Baaby Booorn.... :happy:

HAHA 300 posts! 😎 I'm getting closer, Ness! 😀 *looks at Ness's over 7400 posts*................................................. I'M GETTING CLOSER.... HDS? ..... Budweiser?..... Koopa?....... 🙁........ Crap! 😛

 

[nessonite1]

Dont look at my post number! It's crazy and obscene and I dont know how it got so high!!

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

It's insane threads like this one that cause people's post counts to go ridiculously sky-high, Ness. 😀

***BuweiserBob gives birth to another waffle iron - that's gotta hurt! 😛***

 

[Hungarian21]

*looks at waffleiron jr.* :weird: So where did YOU come from?😛

 

[joham1]

You know what they say about people with high post counts.....

...they post a lot.

 

[nessonite1]

OMG JOHAM YOURE A GENIUS!!!!
*man in long white robes decends from the sky and hands joham a lifetime achievment award for extreme thinkery*

 

[Cbarton]

*sticks tongue out at the ever-aware HDS*
shhh! As long as Jay doesnt see we'll be fine ^^

whoops! *falls on ass*

::😛uts recycling attachment on the mighty shop-vac...sucks up all pie tins....recycles them in to waffle irons....turns shop vac on reverse...blows them all at BudweiserBob::

"family reunion time!!!!!!!!!"

:::grabs dust pan...scoops up the fallen Chibi Nessie....washes pie filling of with squirt gun.....requiring 3.1415926535897932384626433832795 shots from squirt gun:::::

"after all, it's my pi gun...." :::rimshots echoing into the distant skies::::

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

***Takes the remaining two leftover pies and squashes them out of shape***

And now, these two pie are squared! ***BA-DOOM CHA! Jumps on Ky's rimshot and flies off to a distant planet with a power boost from my own rimshot***

 

[nessonite1]

Grahhh!! No more bad jokes!!
*pulls several handfulls of her own hair out*

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

***Gives Ness a wig to pull the hair out of - on the whole, less painful and certainly less embarrassing in the morning...***

 

[-Kunoke-]

>_>

<_<

Hmm. Lets see...

*summons a magic broom*

*flies around on broom, dumping cans of spam packed in thick maple syrup all over the place*

Now that's a sticky situation.

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

No, THIS is a sticky situation

***Dumps cranberry juice on top of the spam, picks up the Earth and sticks it in the Universe's largest blender, then hits the "ON" button***

Whoops - forgot to remove the people first. O dearie me... ***embarrassed***

 

[nessonite1]

*the earth snickers behind a tree as Koopa throws it's escape dummy into a giant blender*

 

[Budweiserbob!]

Haha Koopa! :tounge:

*floats around with his Waffle Iron Family*

 

[Hungarian21]

*looks at ever closer blender* Well, well, thats not good.... :wooha:
*creates the worlds largest plate of sugar, fruits, and milk, and throws it in the blender to make 20000 smoothies* NOW its good! 😀

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

The Earth has an escape dummy?!

>_< <------------This is how dumbfounded I am right now.

Can I have a toffee flavoured milkshake please, Hungarian? 🙂

 

[Hungarian21]

Toffee? Well, I'll try; but to find ANYTHING in a blender thats large enough to...."blend" the entire earth is kind of hopeless. Ah, here we go! *gets toffee milkshake* I dunno how this got in there, I was making smoothies! 😛

 

[nessonite1]

*nonchalantly tosses HDS into the blender, just to shake things up a bit*