got drunk. rents found out.

[cloudgazer2k]

jezze...this takes me back....a while back a buddy of mine and i were kicking back and drinking Mountain Dew and vodka. i polished off a few before i felt really...icky. before long i saw what hot dogs looked like in reverse, then decided the nice cool bathroom floor looked comfortable. 3 hours later i woke up with that stale-drunk feeling, and my arm was at a weird angle so my collarbone hurt.
'twas a great night.

 

[IrishTickle]

I've bartended off and on for a total of 5.5 years. I have noticed that most people have at least one of five drunk stories.

You forgot the last kind of story. I worked as a barman, and when guys started hasseling the bargirls and then would come to me for a cocktail, I'd make them my special brew. I told them I'd only give it to them because I "like them". Basically, I'd mix orange juice with strawberry flavouring and charge then €10 a pop! And then then that's where the last kind of story comes in! They all think they're drunk and stagger around even though they're stone cold sober, but are too stupid to admit it. The next time you see them they come out will all kinds of bullsh*t about things they're pretending that they did 😀 Man, I was mean when I served drink!

 

[some1somewhere]

You forgot the last kind of story. I worked as a barman, and when guys started hasseling the bargirls and then would come to me for a cocktail, I'd make them my special brew. I told them I'd only give it to them because I "like them". Basically, I'd mix orange juice with strawberry flavouring and charge then €10 a pop! And then then that's where the last kind of story comes in! They all think they're drunk and stagger around even though they're stone cold sober, but are too stupid to admit it. The next time you see them they come out will all kinds of bullsh*t about things they're pretending that they did 😀 Man, I was mean when I served drink!

Heh, yeah, that too. Or when they are drunk and they ask for another LIT (Long Island Tea) and they get sour mix and coke, or a margetta with just triple sec and margetta mix.

It is funny to see people think that they are drunk when they haven't had anything to drink.

 

[Strider]

The tequilla story... usually ends up naked, or in bed with someone that they have never seen.

For me, that's Wild Turkey.

The Goldschager story... a rare one, but they end up never drinking it again.

Yeah, I got one of those too. Don't ever do 4 shots of that crap in 12 seconds.

 

[IrishTickle]

Heh, yeah, that too. Or when they are drunk and they ask for another LIT (Long Island Tea) and they get sour mix and coke, or a margetta with just triple sec and margetta mix.

It is funny to see people think that they are drunk when they haven't had anything to drink.

Yeah it seems the perfect revenge for jerks who've been annoying you all night! 😀

Oh, and I forgot about the other outcome! The mixtures! When you do shots of everything and somehow wake up with the next morning with some new items of furniture! Anything from traffic cones to a fully furnished kitchen (if you drink enough!) I once woke up to find an 8-foot by 4-foot oak dining table in my living room. We never figured out where it came from of even how we got it through the front door!

 

[some1somewhere]

I once woke up to find an 8-foot by 4-foot oak dining table in my living room. We never figured out where it came from of even how we got it through the front door!

Okay, I've heard of street signs and small stuff like that, but a 8 by 4 foot table? Magical shots.

It sounds like you bartend, do you have any shoot/drink specials that you are known for?

 

[IrishTickle]

Well, I'm no longer a barman (sadly, I'm IT now 🙁 ) but my specialty was called "A Bottle Of Vodka" basically you take a bottle of vodka and then wake up in a strange place with no memory or trousers!


The other one was an unnamed and reasonably undrinkable concoction that, if memory serves me involved bacardi, malibu and lemonade. You then get orange, lemon and lime cordial and slowly poor a little to create a kind of cascade effect (like the tequila sunrise). And if you're really good, you can get a little grenadine to sit on top (grenadine is red and adds to the effect, but is heavier than the other alchohol and sinks unless you're very gentle!). It's really sweet and kills your stomach but it kept me occupied for 20 mins while I tried to make them. (oddly enough they were never popular! lol)

 

[some1somewhere]

I have two drinks that I am "known" for. The first one is a drink that I brought from one bar to the one I am at now, but I turned it into a drink instead of a shooter. It is call kryptonite. It is one shot each of malibu (coconut rum), midori (melon liqueur), Peach liqueur, Blue Curasoa, topped with pineapple and OJ. Mixed up, it is very green.

The second is death wish by acid, which is a large shooter. It is layered in a martini glass in this order. Grenedine, Blue Curasao, Rumplemieze, Wild Turkey 101, and Bacardi 151 on top. It is a pretty drink to look at, but I usually make it a one drink limit as just one, if done right, can hurt you.

 

[Mimi]

I've bartended off and on for a total of 5.5 years. I have noticed that most people have at least one of five drunk stories.

The Jager story... usually involves blackouts and some crazy events that have to be seen to be believed.

That's funny!! Just last summer, Lazzy's younger brother (currently 24 years old) went on a Jager drinking binge at a party one night 2 miles from his house. Went through almost a whole bottle himself.

Next morning Laz's mom found him lying in bed, dead to the world. When he finally came to later that day, he had no clue HOW he had gotten home...it can only be assumed he walked home sometime during the wee hours of the morning, and lord only KNOWS how the hell he found his house....and he was missing his pants. Doesn't know when, where, or how he lost them, but apparently he came home without them!

He's not drank Jager since....lol

It is call kryptonite. It is one shot each of malibu (coconut rum), midori (melon liqueur), Peach liqueur, Blue Curasoa, topped with pineapple and OJ. Mixed up, it is very green.

Oooooooo that sounds SOOOOO good! My drink when we go out is either an Amaretto Sour or a Midori Sour, so I'm sure I would love that mix! I also love doing lunchboxes (for those who aren't bartenders....tumbler - half full of beer, half full of orange juice, drop a shot glass of amaretto in the middle and slam the whole thing....DELICIOUS), which is funny considering I hate both beer and orange juice...but together they are awesome! lol

Mimi 😀

 

[some1somewhere]

That's funny!! Just last summer, Lazzy's younger brother (currently 24 years old) went on a Jager drinking binge at a party one night 2 miles from his house. Went through almost a whole bottle himself.

Next morning Laz's mom found him lying in bed, dead to the world. When he finally came to later that day, he had no clue HOW he had gotten home...it can only be assumed he walked home sometime during the wee hours of the morning, and lord only KNOWS how the hell he found his house....and he was missing his pants. Doesn't know when, where, or how he lost them, but apparently he came home without them!

He's not drank Jager since....lol

Heh too funny.

Yeah that is very typical of the jager story. Crazy things happen, any there is no explaining it, you just would have had to be there to witness the craziness.

Oooooooo that sounds SOOOOO good! My drink when we go out is either an Amaretto Sour or a Midori Sour, so I'm sure I would love that mix! I also love doing lunchboxes (for those who aren't bartenders....tumbler - half full of beer, half full of orange juice, drop a shot glass of amaretto in the middle and slam the whole thing....DELICIOUS), which is funny considering I hate both beer and orange juice...but together they are awesome! lol

Mimi 😀

Yeah, you got to try it, it is very popular here. No one had ever heard of it, then I got a few people to try it, and word of mouth made it a regular drink at my bar.

As for the lunchboxes, that is one I have not heard of, but it will be the drink of the day next Tuesday!

 

[cloudgazer2k]

i don't have any crazy "got drunk, lost pants" stories. i usually tend to be pretty easy going and weird when i'm shlotzed. and i remember everything...from the drinking to the walking home...to the usual aftermath.

 

[Goodieluver]

Well, after downing a bottle of house of stuart scotch yesterday from 10 till 12(took chugs every 10 mins), didnt give me a chance to sober up cuz i "Fell asleep" around 12, wasnt bad, restful dead sleep, even had a tickle dream which was amusing, woke up, 5 seconds i smiled cuz of that dream then the power hangover hit before i could reach my pain killers. Yes, 4 1\2 hangovers suck but meh, i had my reasons

Only shitty thing is how everything tastes bad the day after u vomit.

Anyone ever do 40 hands?

 

[Snail Shell]

yeah. so im only 18 so im not suppose to drunk but yeahs i was at my friends bfs house and we were drinking. well i only had one smirnoff. it was good actually but anyway i called my cousin and just talked to her and she didnt want me driving home but even drunk i knew i would never do that cause even drunk im not stupid. so then i called my mom to say hi(which was kinda dumb of me) and she asked if i was drunk i said no i wasnt but she didnt believe me and said she was gonna come get me. i kept saying no im not im ok. i said id come home and she asked if i wasn ok and i said yeah and i drove home. when my mom saw me when i walked into the kitchen she looked so angry and i was like oh sh*t. she smelled my breath and knew i had been drinking. she said i was grounded. she said i drove home durnk but i dont think i did. but if i did it would breka my heart because i dont wanna endanger someone elses life or MY life. so we sat in teh family room and i cried for a good half hour because i know they are disappointed in me. i never wanna disappoint my parents i love them. they said they yunderstand why id experiment and thats not why they are mad its that i lied and drove home but i swear im OK!!! ok well i have to go to bed now cause my head hurts alot. bye.

I wouldn't worry about it. You're young and it's easier to get away with this kinda stuff when you're young. The sun shall shine again.

One of my proud family moments was coming home drunk and my parents were drunker than I was. Three cheers for family dysfunction!

Snail Shell

 

[nowayjose]

My worst encounter so far was with perfidious apple schnaps at some party, which I had totally underestimated.. didn't feel particularly sick the next day, didn't have to throw up either but several hours were cleanly deleted from my memory. I felt rather sober until I was through about half the bottle (had a few beers before aswell) when from one moment to the next it kicked in like if someone had flicked a switch. I've stayed away from boozing with hard stuff since then. I'd rather get wasted terribly on beer, with all the pain etc., than experiencing that clinical brain surgery that hard stuff does to you.

 

[some1somewhere]

I felt rather sober until I was through about half the bottle (had a few beers before ...

That reminds me. Liquer before beer, never fear. Beer before liquer, never sicker.

 

[Strider]

That reminds me. Liquer before beer, never fear. Beer before liquer, never sicker.

Yeah, last weekend I had a few Coronas and then for some insane reason did three shots of Bacardi 151. Supposedly I kept jumping up on the table after that, putting my arm in front of my face like I was holding up a cape, and claiming I was Batman.

 

[some1somewhere]

Yeah, last weekend I had a few Coronas and then for some insane reason did three shots of Bacardi 151. Supposedly I kept jumping up on the table after that, putting my arm in front of my face like I was holding up a cape, and claiming I was Batman.

Umm, yeah, being that every shot of 151 is like 2 shots of regular alochol, you had a lot in you.

They should have made a video of that, I'm sure you'd love it ten years from now.

 

[Adam]

Zima... I remember that crap. Everyone drank it when I was in jr. high.

Yep. And the big "hard liquor" back then, at least around this way, was Southern Comfort. Ah, memories. 😉

 

[Goodieluver]

That reminds me. Liquer before beer, never fear. Beer before liquer, never sicker.

"Wine is fine but whisky's quicker"

 

[Goodieluver]

Umm, yeah, being that every shot of 151 is like 2 shots of regular alochol, you had a lot in you.

They should have made a video of that, I'm sure you'd love it ten years from now.

Everclear is 90% grain, 180% proof, and very very foolish to drink strait, i learned after my stupid freshman year and 1 semester of 6 trophy bottles

 

[Mz Chaos]

I woke up feeling absolutely awful. My head was being jackhammered and something with dirty fur had crawled into my mouth and died of a horrible wasting disease...
...And try as I might I couldn't remember anything from the night before that was enough fun to be worth it.

OMG! I couldn't have described it better!!!

Goldschager... at least it doesn't taste too bad when it's coming back up.

 

[Goodieluver]

OMG! I couldn't have described it better!!!

Goldschager... at least it doesn't taste too bad when it's coming back up.

Heh i love the myths on that drink, about how the gold flakes are supposed to cut yer throat and such...lol

Funny story about comin back up, girl i fancied i bought goldschlager shots for us, i saluted and drank, she drank and spat it all over me

 

[chicago]

OMG! I couldn't have described it better!!!

Goldschager... at least it doesn't taste too bad when it's coming back up.

Goldschlager was the first thing I ever drank. It was my 15th birthday and all my older friends' prom night. I went to the afterparty, but was too afraid to really get drunk, having just gotten out of middle school and still brainwashed from the DARE program. I had a cup of goldschlager. The first few sips were ok. It tasted like liquified Big Red, but it soon got harder to swallow. It was pretty to look at though. All the gold flakes and whatnot.

 

[Mz Chaos]

It was pretty to look at though. All the gold flakes and whatnot.

Yeah... it's kinda like a snow-globe. It's pretty enough to be a decoration.

 

[Dussicar]

Ugh. I can't even stand seeing pulp floating in my orange juice.