So, I walk into the room where my girlfriend is fast asleep with the little paper thingy. She's laying on her stomach, with her bare feet sticking out from underneath the blankets. When I see this, I'm just thinking it's too good to be true. So, I sneak over to the bed, and sit down on the floor facing her adorable little soles. Just for the heck of it, I started off by just lightly stroking my finger along the tips of her toes. She started giggling in her sleep. That's when I decided to try out my new toy. I don't think I was brushing it against her sole for more than 30 seconds before she woke up and nearly jumped out of her skin! I don't think she liked it too much. I just heard the paper shredder in the next room. 🙁