How come mario can smash through bricks yet he dies when he touched a freaking turtle

[devious222]

I swear Mario is a hobbo. He wakes up every morning in the same clothes, runs around in sewers, and collect coins. To buy what? MUSHROOMS

 

[TropicThunder]

Dude.

It's not a turtle, it's a Koopa.

 

[Cosmo_ac]

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[Skipadeedoodah]

Now I'm even more sad than I was before that my power cord for my FC Twin is missing 🙁

 

[grandizer]

The bricks of that world are made of foam.

 

[Dialon]

Don't forget, Mario can also kill the sun by jumping on it. All Mario's defense goes into his attacks I guess, because when he doesn't attack he's completely vulnerable XD

 

[Wildtime]

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Sadly, that was a hell of a lot better than the official Hollywood effort...

 

[Kalamos]

Mario dumped Constitution to maximise Jumping...

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Everybody knows they nerfed Jumping with the last update.

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XD

 

[Cosmo_ac]

Sadly, that was a hell of a lot better than the official Hollywood effort...

To this day, Bob Hoskins still considers it the worst movie he ever made and would love to take it back.

 

[c7_assassin]

To this day, Bob Hoskins still considers it the worst movie he ever made and would love to take it back.

And that man was in Enemy at the Gates. Really think about that.

 

[BlackestLily]

The shells are Super Effective...

 

[Soda Bobinski]

What's a hobbo?

 

[Kennethparker]

Bugaboo