I am not thread

[milagros317]

I am not boastfully boldly blissfully boyishly breaking big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not............................................... ....

capturing coyotes in Canada.

 

[milagros317]

I am not detaining devious demented demanding delirious deranged depraved damned Danish

dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and

other characters, in a detention camp. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not............................................... ....

eating an eel in England.

 

[milagros317]

I am not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky freakish French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried fish from Finland's lakes. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not............................................... ....

harvesting hay in Hungary.

 

[milagros317]

G was skipped so:

I am not growing ghastly gross German giant green grapes for wine. 😀

Onward:


I am not intentionally ignoring interesting idealistic ignorant idle impatient insightful insensitive irritating irrational impertinent important Irish iguanas. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not............................................... ....

jumping for joy in Jacksonville.

 

[milagros317]

I am not kindly kissing koalas, kicking kangaroos, kinky lions, or ugly tigers on the mouth. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not............................................... ....

likely to lick a lollipop in Liverpool.

 

[milagros317]

I am not merrily marrying many mercurial marvelous mathematical meticulous mendacious methodical malodorous malcontent Martian maidens. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not............................................... ....

laying around in the nude in Norway.

 

[milagros317]

I am not obstinately openly opposing one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not............................................... ....

peeing on the pavement in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

 

[milagros317]

I am not quickly quietly quoting Quasimodo, Qatari queens, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I am not............................................... ....

rounding up rats in Rochester.

 

[milagros317]

I am not slowly solidly soundly spanking seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte sexy Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I very much wish to do so. 😀