... making a webcomic called "Angry Crow and Friends". The basic idea is a group of superheroes who are actually just pictures of real superheroes and characters from videogames with various real-life pictures of angry squawking bird's faces pasted onto their heads. The leader would be the titular Angry Crow, an angry, drunken, abusive and violent crow mutant represented by Wolverine with an angry crow's face pasted on to his head. I have already written some dialogue for the webcomic, please to peruse:
[The Superfriends are seated around a table debating what is to be done about the serial killer Evil Alkaseltzer Child, a notorious villain who kills by putting alka-seltzer tablets into pieces of bread. Angry Crow is seated at a computer in a corner of the room.]
Seagull Twat:
"This discussion is pointless! Evil Alkaseltzer Child cannot be stopped!"
Blue-Tit Jubilee:
"Everyone has a weakness; everyone! I think if we-"
Angry Crow:
[Turning to the assemblage.]
"Hey guys, fucking shut the fuck up right now! I think I've found something!"
Seagull Twat:
"What is it, AC?"
Angry Crow:
"Something, twatflaps! And don't fucking call me AC you ****!"
Seagull Twat:
"Well what have you found?!"
Angry Crow:
"Some pictures of a large German man shitting on your mum's face! I found them while perusing a pay-porn site and am downloading them as we speak!"
Seagull Twat:
"What?! That is awful!! How could you do such a thing to me?"
Angry Crow:
"I did nothing, fuckpig! Now the photos are downloaded I will start emailing them to everyone you know including your grandparents and your mother's work colleagues, and as the final act in my grand theatre of corvid cruelty I need you to be on fire!"
[Sets Seagull Twat on fire. Exeunt.]
I think that will be play well in the sticks, sirs!