I hate that voice of reason that stops me from putting the whoopification on so many intoxicated yet deserving idiots who disrupt my favorite pool hall!
From Poetic's Dictionary of Commonly Uncommon Words:
Whoopification - The act of whooping, beating down, smacking, and further more opening a can of whoop-ass and laying the smackdown on an individual/group of individuals for any reason, justified or otherwise.