I have never

[Carsomyr]

I have never set anything (important) on fire.

 

[milagros317]

I have never had a pet yak. 😀

 

[Carsomyr]

I have never had a pet bird

 

[milagros317]

I have never had a pet zebra. 😀

 

[drewskee]

I have never been to Zimbabwe.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

I have never eaten glass.

 

[Carsomyr]

I have never eaten Marquis De Sade 😱

 

[Marquis De Sade]

I've never messed with a yellow poodle for fear he might shoot me wiff his nerf gun. 😛

 

[drewskee]

I have never been to Madagascar.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

I have never sucked on a lit match.

 

[drewskee]

I have never been to South Korea.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

I have never slapped a garden gnome.

 

[drewskee]

I have never been to Antarctica.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

I have never pole vaulted over a thumb tack and exclaimed what a winner I am whilst wearing Roman battle armor.

 

[drewskee]

I have never been to India.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

I have never thrown a house at someone.

 

[drewskee]

I have never owned a house.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

I have never done the backstroke.

In space.

 

[drewskee]

I have never been to Sudan.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

I have never stolen a wheelchair.

 

[drewskee]

I have never been to Tahiti.

 

[Marquis De Sade]

I have never dumped enough tequila into the ocean to make all of the world one giant party.

 

[drewskee]

I have never been to Botswana.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have never been in a porno.

 

[milagros317]

I have never met Alicia Silverstone. 😀