I have never

[CD216]

I have never felt so foolish...

 

[texastickler]

I have never been skydiving!

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

...been any further west than Texas

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have never been on an airplane.

 

[Carsomyr]

I have never been beaten up by a hedgehog

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have never passed out drunk in a forest.

 

[milagros317]

I have never obstinately openly opposed one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀

 

[leafstk]

I have never publicly paraded plaid prison wear

 

[Marquis De Sade]

Fucked a zebra. With a popsicle.

 

[leafstk]

Thank God man! 😀

I have never bungee jumped, yet I have no problem diving off of train bridges 😀

 

[kered]

I have never questioned Quasimodo about quarks or quasars.

 

[milagros317]

I have never really royally ruthlessly ruined raunchy rotten reliable Russian ranchers' relief supplies. 😀

 

[leafstk]

I have never been so disappointed in a hockey game like I was last night 🙁

 

[milagros317]

I have never really royally ruthlessly ruined raunchy rotten reliable Russian ranchers' relief supplies. 😀

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I have never slowly solidly soundly spanked seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte sexy Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have never tempted to tickle twenty tigers.

 

[leafstk]

Sorry... forgot this thread was alphabetical! 🙂

I have never uttered a filthy word in a church... I don't think 😀

 

[milagros317]

I have never vaulted various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have never wished harm on anyone.

 

[leafstk]

I have never x-rayed anyone or anything 😀

 

[texastickler]

I have never Yelled,"Yellow Yacks are Yucky"

 

[leafstk]

I have never zestfully zig zagged thru the zoo 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have never antagonized an angry ape.

 

[paracarl44]

I have never went skiing.

 

[Mike3355]

I have never Blown up a Building

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have never chased cougars.