I have never

[Rorschach Blues]

I have never shot a donkey

 

[Carsomyr]

I have never licked a donkey

 

[Rorschach Blues]

I have never punched a dead donkey

 

[Carsomyr]

I have never licked a poodle

 

[Rorschach Blues]

I have never licked someone licking a poodle

 

[MasterPaladin]

I have never been to niagra falls even though I live in NY

 

[Carsomyr]

I have never licked the Niagra Falls

 

[MasterPaladin]

I have never sailed through the Bermuda triangle

 

[Scouse]

I have never played darts with Bruce Willis.

 

[MasterPaladin]

posted as fast as I am posting now

 

[BlackestLily]

I have never been married!

 

[Rorschach Blues]

... run a marathon

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

i have never been a firefighter although i did pass the civil service test

 

[Carsomyr]

I have never licked a civil service test

 

[K-Skate417]

I have never seen someone so obsessed with things they never licked other than Carsomyr 😛

 

[Carsomyr]

I have never licked a Red Sox fan (To my knowledge)

 

[K-Skate417]

I have never licked a Swede 😛

 

[Carsomyr]

I have never licked a firefighter

 

[K-Skate417]

I have never licked a mail carrier

 

[Carsomyr]

I have never licked a c... oh wait, I actually HAVE licked a cat... several cats, even... don't ask... <_<

 

[K-Skate417]

I have never licked any animals

 

[Carsomyr]

I have never licked an alligator, but I DID lick a crocodile...

 

[K-Skate417]

I have never stabbed someone in the face so they could call in sick 😱

 

[Carsomyr]

I have never licked someone whom I just stabbed in the face

 

[MasterPaladin]

Owned a boat but would love to.