I have never

[paracarl44]

I have never...........................

licked a lamppost in Laramie.

 

[CD216]

I have never maliciously murdered a man.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have never nuked a cat in a microwave.

 

[leafstk]

I have never opened a can of worms!!! 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have never........................

parachuted but I am known here as:





PARACARL44.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have never quit a job.

 

[paracarl44]

I have never.......................

been to Russia.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have never spanked anyone.

 

[thetmfobserver]

I have never torn a major ligament.

 

[milagros317]

I have never unintentionally underestimated unknown useless ugly unhappy unambitious uninteresting unsavory unsightly unpalatable unfriendly unwashed unimaginative unprepared unworthy Uruguayan umpires. 😀

 

[thetmfobserver]

I have never voted for a member of the Green Party

 

[milagros317]

I have never walked with Willie Wonka while wistfully wearing well worn white woven wacky wonderful woolen trousers. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have never xrayed my foot.

 

[thetmfobserver]

I have never yelled at an old lady in traffic.

 

[paracarl44]

I have never...........................

been to Zurich, Switzerland.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have never antagonized an angry ape.

 

[paracarl44]

I have never........................

baked bread in Berlin.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have never cooked a Thanksgiving meal.

 

[thetmfobserver]

I have never died.

 

[paracarl44]

I have never.......................

eaten elephant ears.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have never fondled a corpse.

 

[paracarl44]

I have never.........................

grown giant green grapes in Georgia.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have never hit a customer.

 

[thetmfobserver]

I have never itched the inside of my spleen.

 

[paracarl44]

I have never...........................

jumped over junked cars on a motorcycle.