I keep asking this girl I barely know a question on Facebook and she won't answer...

[Artoo]

So, I've been messaging this girl on facebook once in a while. She looks really pretty and cool, so I thought I'd send her this message.

Hi, how's it going? I just wondered, have you ever been tied up and tickled, to the point where you've passed out, swallowed your tongue and pissed your panties? I've got a bit of a fetish for it and your swift reply will come (if you'll excuse the pun) as swift release for yours truly, and his twitchy left hand. How much would you be interested on a scale of 1-10? Also what colour is your piss?

Anyway, I sent the message over a month ago, and didn't get a reply within the first few hours. So I've sent the same message to her every day or so just in case she didn't get it the first time round. I still don't think she's getting the messages because she hasn't responded yet, but if she is, does anyone know why she isn't replying to me? Call me old fashioned, but not responding to questions seems to be the height of rudeness to me.

 

[Carsomyr]

She's just playing hard to get. 😉 Do you know where she lives? 😀 😛

 

[RobAce]

You should have included a picture of yourself wearing nothing but your cool top hat and a strategically placed sock.

She would have answered then.

I know I would have 😀

Rob

 

[Angel77]

She's just playing hard to get. 😉 Do you know where she lives? 😀 😛

 

[Artoo]

She's just playing hard to get. 😉 Do you know where she lives? 😀 😛

I do. I see her out clubbing sometimes. She's a bit smaller than me, so it shouldn't be too hard for me to beat her into submission and coerce her into a lifetime of non consensual tickle torture and panty-pissing.

I just need to make some space in the basement first...

You should have included a picture of yourself wearing nothing but your cool top hat and a strategically placed sock.

She would have answered then.

I know I would have 😀

Rob

I'd look incredibly silly with a sock on my ear.

 

[Goodieluver]

I will answer for her

99% i am correct she is ticklish

 

[RobAce]

I'd look incredibly silly with a sock on my ear.

Incorrect. I'm Sorry Artoo. The correct answer was "Sock on my nose.", "Sock on my nose."

Thanks for playing however, and we have some wonderful parting gifts for you.

Till next time, this is RobAce and Ill be asking YOU..."Where...... Should I place that SOCK!!!"

Good night everyone, and don't forget to spade and neuter your stuffed animals.

Rob

 

[Angel77]

Yep, she definitely wants you!

 

[Sandrock74]

I do. I see her out clubbing sometimes. She's a bit smaller than me, so it shouldn't be too hard for me to beat her into submission and coerce her into a lifetime of non consensual tickle torture and panty-pissing.

I just need to make some space in the basement first...

It's good to know that you are being thoughtful enough to clean up the basement first. Good man!

 

[Filthyweasel]

She's just playing hard to get. 😉 Do you know where she lives? 😀 😛

Yeah because if you do know then you could email her a picture of her house, or a shot of her going to work in the morning, a couple more of the back of her car as you follow her there, to let her know you're thinking about her and you care for her safety, you know.

 

[Raytheon]

Spray paint the words "Marry me or ill burn your family" on her driveway ... works every time 😉

 

[Rook's Media]

 

[milagros317]

I just need to make some space in the basement first...

LOL
Very amusing. 😀

 

[FeatherMAN28]

Well it would appear to me that maybe thinks your creepy, weird, perverted, psychotic...whatever the dealio may be...probably not a good idea to send messages like that to somebody you barely know...

 

[AmandaBear]

Well it would appear to me that maybe thinks your creepy, weird, perverted, psychotic...whatever the dealio may be...probably not a good idea to send messages like that to somebody you barely know...

🙄

LOL Well done, Ru! You should release your inner creeper more often.

 

[sasaxrah]

I'm sorry, I keep meaning to respond to you.

 

[DanishTickling]

Well it would appear to me that maybe thinks your creepy, weird, perverted, psychotic...whatever the dealio may be...probably not a good idea to send messages like that to somebody you barely know...

sure it is... it's an icebreaker!! 😀

of course you need to call her and send her letters too so that she knows you're really interested...

 

[leafstk]

I'm sorry, I keep meaning to respond to you.

LOL!!!

 

[Amanda Cortez]

Are you really all so naive? That question I'd juz too silly. Maybe you should juz have talked to her about normal stuff before you come to your questions. I also would ignore such stuff when I barely knew the person who asks it.

 

[venray]

The "girl" in question is actually a 76 year man from Tallahassee that set the page up to lure in young males but he hasnt checked the site in about 2 months as the docs wont give him computer permissions at the home....

 

[Adam]

How rude! But just in case, try twice a day.

 

[Ghris]

Spray paint the words "Marry me or ill burn your family" on her driveway ... works every time 😉

I prefer burning it into the lawn, but each to their own... 😛

 

[RobAce]

I prefer burning it into the lawn, but each to their own... 😛

Please.....not the lawn. I have to mow and landscape it. Thank you.

Rob

 

[Tckleme]

I'd look incredibly silly with a sock on my ear.

WTF, that SO made my day xD

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

I'm on facebook too and have joined several female foot and tickle fetish sites but havent thought of talking to someone on there about it for it'll get back to people I know for I use my real name on facebook, but LGF on here