I keep asking this girl I barely know a question on Facebook and she won't answer...

[AmandaBear]

The "girl" in question is actually a 76 year man from Tallahassee that set the page up to lure in young males but he hasnt checked the site in about 2 months as the docs wont give him computer permissions at the home....

 

[Musicroxmysox]

Ru I you.

Just be patient lol. Or maybe you should send messages to other people. Who doesn't love a creepy message now and then.

 

[venray]

Ru I you.

Just be patient lol. Or maybe you should send messages to other people. Who doesn't love a creepy message now and then.

Lord knows he doesnt send me any any more.....

 

[Tissueboy]

This thread has absolutely made my day.

 

[Filthyweasel]

The "girl" in question is actually a 76 year man from Tallahassee that set the page up to lure in young males but he hasnt checked the site in about 2 months as the docs wont give him computer permissions at the home....

So what you're saying is that Terri DeSisto's back...

 

[emilyemilyemily]

Well it would appear to me that maybe thinks your creepy, weird, perverted, psychotic...whatever the dealio may be...probably not a good idea to send messages like that to somebody you barely know...

do you really not get that this is satirical?

 

[Soda Bobinski]

I've always pegged you as something of a hopeless romantic , Artoo.

 

[drewskee]

You guys are fucking hilarious. 😀

 

[drewskee]

do you really not get that this is satirical?

It never fails, Emily. In satirical threads like this, there's always that ONE person that doesn't just get it. My guess is either they're just being a pain in the ass on purpose, or they're just really that fucking clueless.

 

[BigNorm]

Advice for the poor girl about to be tickle tortured like mad crazy:

 

[DimpleToes]

with a personal note like that.. what woman would resist you?

 

[Ms Regan Black]

Hello, Artoo-

No idea why she won't respond.
Your letter is extremely charming, particularly the tongue swallowing part.
:-D

-Regan Black

 

[Skipadeedoodah]

Not that I don't love this entire thread, Ru, but this part

Also what colour is your piss?

almost killed me. ILY.

Yeah because if you do know then you could email her a picture of her house, or a shot of her going to work in the morning, a couple more of the back of her car as you follow her there, to let her know you're thinking about her and you care for her safety, you know.

So. Hot.

Spray paint the words "Marry me or ill burn your family" on her driveway ... works every time 😉

LMAO!!!

I'm sorry, I keep meaning to respond to you.

Another amazing one-liner - ILY so much.

Please.....not the lawn. I have to mow and landscape it. Thank you.

Rob

And here is the fucking cherry LMAO.

I fucking love each and every one of you

 

[Angel77]

Nobody ever sends me creepy messages *sighs*

 

[isabeau]

I never could get the hang of using facebook...ah well..

 

[primetime]

Funny stuff Artoo...

Drewskee, I know this thread is satirical, but the person responding (FeatherMan28) probably did not read the other thread by NonContickler and thought this might be a "real" thread. No need to jump down the person's throat. In fact, I read this thread before I read the other. Knowing Artoo being a funny guy, I knew the thread wasn't serious, but not everyone would know that. The guy may not be an ass or clueless. He is just responding to a thread. Chill a little.....

 

[user 15]

So, I've been messaging this girl on facebook once in a while. She looks really pretty and cool, so I thought I'd send her this message.

Hi, how's it going? I just wondered, have you ever been tied up and tickled, to the point where you've passed out, swallowed your tongue and pissed your panties? I've got a bit of a fetish for it and your swift reply will come (if you'll excuse the pun) as swift release for yours truly, and his twitchy left hand. How much would you be interested on a scale of 1-10? Also what colour is your piss?

Anyway, I sent the message over a month ago, and didn't get a reply within the first few hours. So I've sent the same message to her every day or so just in case she didn't get it the first time round. I still don't think she's getting the messages because she hasn't responded yet, but if she is, does anyone know why she isn't replying to me? Call me old fashioned, but not responding to questions seems to be the height of rudeness to me.

oh very funny , im pissing myself laughing (NOT) more BS from the clique

 

[rhiannon]

oh very funny , im pissing myself laughing (NOT) more BS from the clique

O boy, just don't read it if you don't like it!

 

[emilyemilyemily]

oh very funny , im pissing myself laughing (NOT) more BS from the clique

jesus christ. man the fuck up or get out. seriously, why waste your time pissing and moaning about other people's good times when it's obviously not gonna get you anywhere?

bottom line: don't be a pussy. thanks.

 

[asutickler]

oh very funny , im pissing myself laughing (NOT) more BS from the clique

 

[Artoo]

oh very funny , im pissing myself laughing (NOT) more BS from the clique

I like how I'm considered cliqueable. It makes me feel loved inside my willytrousers.

 

[PeopleWatcher]

At first I thought this was serious...then I looked at who the OP was. 😀

 

[Artoo]

What?! This has been moved to silly stuff!

I WAS SERIOUS! o.o

 

[Bugman]

This thread is overflowing with win. 😀

 

[BigNorm]

oh very funny , im pissing myself laughing (NOT) more BS from the clique

seriously? ...really? we're gonna take this thread of humor and start the trolling, huh?


anywho, excellent thread, Artoo.