I looked in the mirror and saw...

[luvgirlsfeet]

That I have a boss looking handlebar mustache

 

[milagros317]

... too much gray hair.

 

[Gothika]

Some old grump i did not know

 

[milagros317]

... too many lines in my face.

 

[paracarl44]

I have a hair growing in my earlobe.

 

[TicklishBlackGuy]

i'm fat

 

[a7hgsir4h3jk]

My fringe has split down the middle. It kind of looks like this:

 

[milagros317]

... I am close to my ideal weight. 😀

 

[TicklishBlackGuy]

I really should clean my room

 

[paracarl44]

I need to shave.

 

[milagros317]

My gray beard. 😱

 

[AmishTickler]

that I am much "slimmer" than I was 6 months ago. 😀

 

[milagros317]

My wrinkled forehead. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I need to shave again.

 

[milagros317]

My own handsome face. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

It is time to shave again.

 

[Gothika]

A sick old man, cough,hack,spit,puke

 

[milagros317]

too much gray hair

 

[paracarl44]

I need to shave again.

 

[milagros317]

more wrinkles

 

[a7hgsir4h3jk]

I keep getting spots on my face.

 

[milagros317]

my hairy ears

 

[arachnid95]

...too much acne.
Heh, everybody's complaining about being old, and I'm here complaining about a mark of youth. XD
Seriously though, fuck acne...

 

[milagros317]

my handsome face, looking more tired than usual this morning

 

[paracarl44]

It is time to shave again.