i love battleship feet.

[kered]

Battleship feet shows personality. Just like a beautiful aquiline nose.

 

[milagros317]

How could anybody not love Uma's large soles?

 

[natural tickler]

who's with me?

so you're saying you have battleship feet??

 

[emilyemilyemily]

so you're saying you have battleship feet??

no. i have tiny feet. i'm making a joke.

 

[natural tickler]

no. i have tiny feet. i'm making a joke.

just how tiny, what's the size??

 

[emilyemilyemily]

just how tiny, what's the size??

like a two or a three in kids', but it's because i'm handicapped.

 

[Filthyweasel]

So you have rowing boat feet as opposed to battleship. 😉

I've never met anyone on here, I have to go by what I read and see in photos, and your eyes and smile shine through the screen more than anyone else here. You look as though you have a very infectious, musical laugh, you know how to wear clothes that compliment you, and you have a great sense of humor. My old g/f has kids size feet, and it was so damn cute watching her go shoe shopping. She was particular in that she hadto get Spiderman sneakers.

Ya know, I keep mentioning her in posts, I have to stop that.

 

[kered]

I do remember that emily was eyeing these pink canvas hightops in the mall after her munch. She also tried to lure me into a shop made of blazing pink, but my testosterone kicked in and save me.

 

[Filthyweasel]

I will walk into a Sephora with my head held high.

because I know that women know about skin more than anyone, so that's where the best shaving cream ever is sold.

 

[texastickler]

WHOA SO MUCH UNNECESSARINESS 😛

🙂 I had a silly moment.

 

[leafstk]

guys, you do know this thread is a joke, right?

Oh how i love battleship feet.

Fixed 😀

 

[emilyemilyemily]

I do remember that emily was eyeing these pink canvas hightops in the mall after her munch. She also tried to lure me into a shop made of blazing pink, but my testosterone kicked in and save me.

those shoes were soooooo cute

 

[emilyemilyemily]

So you have rowing boat feet as opposed to battleship. 😉

I've never met anyone on here, I have to go by what I read and see in photos, and your eyes and smile shine through the screen more than anyone else here. You look as though you have a very infectious, musical laugh, you know how to wear clothes that compliment you, and you have a great sense of humor. My old g/f has kids size feet, and it was so damn cute watching her go shoe shopping. She was particular in that she hadto get Spiderman sneakers.

Ya know, I keep mentioning her in posts, I have to stop that.

i have a loud laugh. does that count?

also, thank you. it's only 4:15 a.m. and it might be safe to say that a significant portion of my day has been made.

 

[Artoo]

Oogaboogabattleshipfeet.

 

[paracarl44]

I have always wanted to tickle some 'Battleship feet'.

 

[fitzh2o]

Yessssss..

The bigger they are the more deck there is to swab matey!!!

 

[milagros317]

More to tickle is just fine.

PS: Why was this thread revived after more than two years?

 

[paracarl44]

More to tickle is just fine.

PS: Why was this thread revived after more than two years?

^Needed something to do, and had not posted in this thread when it first came out.^