I piss on those who slack off on the job or just plain don't show up.
I piss on anyone who doesn't show up, period.
I piss on those who only know what is spoon-fed to them by the times in which they live.
I piss on those who cannot see or value anything higher than their own feelings and appetites.
I piss on those who believe wrestling is a real sport but the moon landing was a con job.
I piss on those who believe in invisible things like electrons, black holes, and air, but scorn God because they cannot touch or see him.
I piss on liars.
I piss on...and on...and on.