I scared the old lady next door today!

[Celtic_Emperor]

They don't have him here? What a travesty. 😛

 

[SheDevil1]

I'm gonna make one, and somebody better add it to the library-archive-thingymajigger!

 

[Faramir]

I wouldn't want the money, just the daughter! Come on man, it would be perfect..and easy! Ya dress in all black, and go 'lurking' around at night. Find a pretty girl, chloroform her, and bring her back to your 'dungeon'...lol. Then you tie her up, wake her up, tickle the shit out of her for a few hours, chloroform her again, and then drop her off on some street corner.....0=)

U R NUT's ...but I like it...!!

 

[SheDevil1]

She called back again today! She heard alot of strange noises again, but um........it wasn't MK. 😛 I knew that nosey bitch would call! It's like you can't even have sex with the windows open anymore. What has this world come to!?!?!

 

[BigNorm]

hey, SheDevil, is MK: Deception worth the money? i hope to god it comes to PC, still kicking myself for selling my Xbox and PS2 since i was low on cash.

 

[SheDevil1]

Well, it's worth it if you buy the ps2 back. The new PS2 that came out is thinner, and has the network adaptor built it, and Deception has online play...but online play is all FUCKED UP, because people are exploiting all sorts of bugs, and they didn't really give it a defense against things like gameshark and etc...Basically, Deception is like if you took Deadly Alliance, mixed it up, changed some characters, and added some other features like stage deathtraps and combo breakers. it has a bunch of old favorites, yadda yadda yadda, BASICALLY when it comes down to it, it's the same fighting as before with a twist. it has chess kombat now, it's like that game 'archon' with mortal kombat i guess. it also has 'puzzle kombat', it's like that street fighter one, with the midgets with bigheads and everything lol. those are online, too. I'd say..it may be worth it. Not sure YET. supposedly, not ALL the secrets have been unlocked...but I've unlocked every 'grave' in the 'krypt' and got nothing special...the developer Ed Boon says that it will 'take months to get everything', so we shall see. Hold onto your cash right now, but if you're too hyped for MK, do yourself a favor and get the regular MK: Deception, without the bradygames strategy guide. it's USELESS.

 

[will4385]

I wouldn't want the money, just the daughter! Come on man, it would be perfect..and easy! Ya dress in all black, and go 'lurking' around at night. Find a pretty girl, chloroform her, and bring her back to your 'dungeon'...lol. Then you tie her up, wake her up, tickle the shit out of her for a few hours, chloroform her again, and then drop her off on some street corner.....0=)

Now thats an idea, and I think Vlad is right you should leave her at her doorstep, its the only decent thing to do(I mean, you just kidnaped her and tickled the cr@p out of her thats the least you can do)

 

[SheDevil1]

Well genius, how am I gonna know where she lives if I just picked her up off the street? lol.

 

[nessonite1]

duhhhhh by looking at the ID in her wallet! You're not a very experienced kidnapper are you? 😛

 

[will4385]

duhhhhh by looking at the ID in her wallet! You're not a very experienced kidnapper are you? 😛

Well thats one way to do it Ness. But I think SD's plan is no very well put together from the start, you can't just pick a girl on the street like that, too many things could go wrong, you should pick your prey, study her and then strike. Any girl on the street could turn out to have a gun or be a black belt and kick the shit out of you(maybe I'm being a little dramatic). It's just too complicated anyway (at least from my point of view) :sad:

 

[AphxA1]

one time me and friends were playing halo and the volume was really loud and someone called the cops cause they thought they heard gun shots. However, it was just the game.

 

[SheDevil1]

Well thats one way to do it Ness. But I think SD's plan is no very well put together from the start, you can't just pick a girl on the street like that, too many things could go wrong, you should pick your prey, study her and then strike. Any girl on the street could turn out to have a gun or be a black belt and kick the shit out of you(maybe I'm being a little dramatic). It's just too complicated anyway (at least from my point of view) :sad:

No no, not too dramatic. I've been taking Muay Thai for years, so, if anyone tried to just pick me up off the street, they'd get hurt. That's why this plan is amazing! What're the odds that some most-likely drunken, 16 year old white preppy girl can match me? Not very likely 😉. I'd only go looking for 'prey' in the suburbs. Honestly, who stalks people in the city? People that are dumb/want to get hurt, that's who. Besides, not everyone carries IDs....however, some carry them, just not real ones!

 

[will4385]

No no, not too dramatic. I've been taking Muay Thai for years, so, if anyone tried to just pick me up off the street, they'd get hurt. That's why this plan is amazing! What're the odds that some most-likely drunken, 16 year old white preppy girl can match me? Not very likely 😉. I'd only go looking for 'prey' in the suburbs. Honestly, who stalks people in the city? People that are dumb/want to get hurt, that's who. Besides, not everyone carries IDs....however, some carry them, just not real ones!

Ok, I must say I'm a little scared of you now. And well, I guess you have it all figured out then, so if you actually have the nerve to pull this off some day(not that I think you don't), just let me know how it went, ok? 😱 . Also, please try not to hurt anyone, yourself included, and good luck!

 

[will4385]

After that last message, don't think I think I'm encouraging you ok(lol), I'm just curious about this plan of yours.

 

[Iluv2Btickled]

What if I snuck up behind you and gently tickled you? Just being playful....would I lose my life then? I dont think I'd want a death threatening ler tickling me....playful is key😛😉