The other day this bum came up to me and said he hadn't had a bite in three days, so I bit him.
Alternate version:
The other day this bum came up to me and said he hadn't tasted food in three days, so I said, "Don't worry, it still tastes the same."
Alternate version:
The other day this bum came up to me and said he hadn't tasted food in three days, so I said, "Don't worry, it still tastes the same."
