I'm born and raise in Milwaukee but my Dept of Defense job just moved me an hour from Frankfurt Germany-the largest airport in Europe-so flights are cheap outside of summer. I would gladly reimburse you the cost of the flight and you would stay in my large apartment so the entire trip would cost you nothing.
I'm completely stable and safe. I have a secret clearance to prove it. Best if we skype first so you can meet and talk to me face to face.
I know you will get countless offers so I won't hold my breath but I am a lot of fun, fit and energetic and willing to do whatever you want-open minded and game for any tickling or other activity you find on this forum which I've been a member for about 10 years.
Hope to hear from you but if not I hope you find what you are looking for!