...a certain college dean in Cincinnati to stop twiddling his thumbs and pick up the phone and call me, the way they've told me he will, before I say screw it, I don't want that job, I'm moving to Massachusetts to educate Maniac Tickler.
I want to understand how to tinker, use and play with any and all Linux OS because Linux makes me drool with anticipation over the possibilities with artistic program creation... Failing that, can i have three willing women who want their bellies tickled? No? Linux it is then!