I'm gonna have to say Lucy Lawless in either her Spartacus or Xena garb. I am a huge fan of hers, and I know she would be devious. Otherwise, I wouldn't mind getting tortured by Emily Proctor from CSI: Miami (love love that show) or even Jake Gylenhaal, Gale Harold, Lance Bass, or Adam Lambert. Gracias. I would also love getting my revenge with them too... *he he he*