CrystalLight
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lawllllll @ the tags of this thread.
Most of the time I hurt people by accident. lol
Yeah. "Bone". So much better then "fornicate with." 😀
++posts!!
Start: I'd totally rail Cassi.
This thread is just magical. XD
And I plead the fifth. 😛
Would the Tourette's I gave you at NEST classify as violation, other than to the 3 ladies at that table in the bar who wouldn't stop staring until I made fake binoculars out of my hands and stared back an uncomfortably long time. If not, you almost got violated then in that black dress. 😈
I'd totally violate love to violate Crystal Light.
Jo, may I?
LMAO!!!!I'd totally violate love to violate Crystal Light.
Jo, may I?
I'd totally violate love to violate Crystal Light.
Jo, may I?
I'd violate, uhmm, oh wait, lurkers aren't allowed to post! Must...get back to...shelll
I think I'd violate Carsomyr. His beard would probably tickle down there... 😀
If you're posting in this thread, I think you are not a lurker! And I violate you for not lurking!
I think I'd violate Carsomyr. His beard would probably tickle down there... 😀
No, he's my twinny! Only I may violate his Swedish virtue!
It'd be fun to go straight for Carsy.
Ok... so I have a male Canadian and a lesbian girl who wants to violate me. I'm having a hard time deciding if this is just disturbing or generally awesome. Either way it's better than I usually do!
Oh and c7, if you're talking about what I THINK you are, wouldn't I be the one violating YOU? 😱
Well, that's not good. Nothing good ever comes from participation.
Anniehall or Purrbast.
Why not?
I would not violate anyone. I may be a pervert but I am a GENTLEMAN PERVERT and therefore do not violate or raepez. However, "boning" is a different story...and you all know that my bone list would be too long to list here.
But I will list some of the more inneresting choices and their reasons.
Euphoricy: Becuz the Joker gotz to get some too.
Crystal Light: Because Jesus weeps, but Jo moans 😀 And Joker gotz to get doubles too.
Jhoti: Because she looks like that bad-ass chick from Faster Pussycat, Kill! Kill! and we'd both be watching "Mandingo vs. 40 White Chicks #12" at the same time.
Bella: Because she'd be in Jhoti's trunk on the way over. And she makes fun squealy noises.
AnnieHall: Because she'd beat the shit out of me afterward and it's been a while since a cute chick sent me to the ICU.
Tamia78: Because she's Tam-Tams (D'uh). And because her neck is +22 ticklish.
Sasaxrah: Because she'd look at me with The Eyebrow and say "Is it always this soft?"
Aimee: Because I'd wanna see what scrunchy faces she makes.
...Glamorous...: 3 words: Perfect. Blowing. Height.
Purrbast: Because I've never boned an Egyptian goddess before.
Musicroxmysox09: Because her glasses would magnify that bored look in her eyes.
SimplyRio: 2 words: M.I.L.F. & M.I.L.T.
...and there are too many others to continue listing because many of them are no longer super-active members of the TMF anymore.
Who I Would NOT Bone (and the reasons)
LeeAllure: Lee has no vagina...instead she has a swirling portal to the Underworld where her slave Army of Darkness awaits her commands to spill forth and conquer the world...and I don't wanna get my dick lost in it.
MistressAura: Because while boning Debbie Harry's twin sister has been a fantasy of mine, having her rip my balls off in the middle never has.
Tklee88: Because she's vewwy vewwy fwagile. And more fun to PWN! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Karategirl18: Because my libido can't overpower the addictive properties of poking her in the neck.
Skipadeedoodah: Because I'd be too distracted telling her that I boned Thirteen in Achmed the Dead Terrorist's voice. And you can't beat that.
SapphireRose: Because I'd curl up and fall asleep in her bewbz.
*the following post is for entertainment purposes only. Amnesiac Enterprises, Inc. LLC is not liable for actual actions undertaken in direct result of consultation with contents therein, including bodily harm, cigarette burns, dirty looks, waterboarding, repeated punches to the face and groin, castration, and monkey feces tossing.*