If You Won The Lottery--What Then ?

[Dussicar]

Man, oh man, the stuff I could get with that kind of spread!

My own enclosed compound.

All the assault rifles I could carry.

A different designer tinfoil hat for every day of the week....

 

[Saeria]

[...] A different designer tinfoil hat for every day of the week....

I KNEW someone else besides me would buy a whole assload of hats.

 

[maniactickler]

I would also double my contribution to the Jerry Lewis telethon from $1 to $2.

 

[DannyMc]

Maniac , those kid can use the help , nice going .

 

[maniactickler]

Maniac , those kid can use the help , nice going .

You know, i was just thinking, if i came into that much money, $2 would be an insult to Jerry. Id make it $10!

 

[giantfan121262]

If I won $100 Million

1) Retire from my job
2) Pay off my house and all debts
3) Set up my kids education
4) Take care of my family (Mine and in laws)
5) Bank Roll a B&B for Judy (her life long dream)
6) Invest whatever is left and live off the interest and dividends

 

[asutickler]

I'd use $10 million to set up trust funds for my parents, my little brother, and my girlfriend. I'd take $80 million and use it to set up a conservatively (government bonds) invested, self-sustaining trust for myself. The other $10 million I would use as my starting bankroll... I'd buy a couple of houses, buy cars for my family and closest friends, and spend the rest of my life having as much fun as all of that money could buy.

 

[just4fun618]

IF I WON THE LOTTERY
Tony Bennett
Words rewritten Just4fun618 and Leslie Bricusse/Music by Cyril Ornadel

If I won the lottery, ev'ry day would be the first day of spring
Every heart would have a new song to sing
And we'd sing of the joy every morning would bring

If I won the lottery, ev'ry man would be as free as a bird,
Ev'ry voice would be a voice to be heard
Take my word we would treasure each day that occurred

My world would be a beautiful place
Where we would weave such wonderful dreams
My world would wear a smile on its face
Like the man in the moon has when the moon beams
If I won the lottery every man would say the world was his friend
There'd be happiness that no man coud end
No my friend, not If I won the lottery
Every head would be held up high
There'd be sunshine in everyone's sky
If the day ever dawned when I ruled the world

 

[Ovda]

1. pay off debt for myself and family.
2. Invest a portion of it. Donate a portion to cancer research.
3. Move to Lost Wages (Las Vegas).
3a. Huge house with a full size movie theater, game room--billards. over the mantle a set of longhorns with the horns sawed off--its an Aggie thing.
4. Travel to differnt places.
5. Put a hit out on all the fucking three assholes that have pissed me off. Just joking.