I'm going to kick your arse!!!

[kered]

<----- that's who your ding dong belongs to.

Yeah, they had a discussion about that.

 

[texastickler]

Yeah, they had a discussion about that.

That is awesome!!!!!!

 

[Big_Dogg85]

good god... lol

Kered: You seriously need to watch the tv show Weeds, you would definitely appreciate the humour!

Hyper: At best, I'd still say you could maybe kick my legs and knees but there's no way ur kicking my ass unless you jump and if you do, then ur done!

Now let's all be thankful the wise shaman did not bust out the "Ho ho ho, Green Giant" quips or any comparisons to the "Big Green Monster" in Boston. 😛

HULK SMASH!!!

 

[paracarl44]

Alright, how many people have pink footprints on their arse?

 

[texastickler]

Alright, how many people have pink footprints on their arse?

MINE IS STILL SORE!!!!! LOL! It is a cute pint footprint though! 😀

 

[leafstk]

ROFL!!!! Thanks for cheering me up you guys, this thread is priceless!!!

SO.... what's the Temptress up to this fine day? 😀

 

[Desparting297]

Hyper: At best, I'd still say you could maybe kick my legs and knees but there's no way ur kicking my ass unless you jump and if you do, then ur done!

Now let's all be thankful the wise shaman did not bust out the "Ho ho ho, Green Giant" quips or any comparisons to the "Big Green Monster" in Boston. 😛

HULK SMASH!!!

You're making it seem like I'm a dwarf. I'm only 5'3" and I do the splits so I think kicking high enough won't be a problem.

ROFL!!!! Thanks for cheering me up you guys, this thread is priceless!!!

SO.... what's the Temptress up to this fine day? 😀

Be very careful Aaron....caaaaaaaareful. I am no temptress.

 

[kered]

She's right. Temptresses don't wear pink jammies.

Vixens do.

 

[Desparting297]

She's right. Temptresses don't wear pink jammies.

Vixens do.

Ok now I'm baffled.😕

 

[kered]

Vixens are short temptresses. But more lovable!

 

[Desparting297]

Vixens are short temptresses. But more lovable!

Oh great I've got another one reminding me of how short I am 😛

 

[paracarl44]

Oh great I've got another one reminding me of how short I am 😛

^So now is this going to be "The Short Jokes Thread"?^

 

[Desparting297]

^So now is this going to be "The Short Jokes Thread"?^

Don't you even start paracarl44 lol

 

[kered]

I love short people. Before you get mad this is a satire on people being prejudiced and how silly they are.

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[Desparting297]

I love short people. Before you get mad this is a satire on peolpe being prejudiced and how silly they are.

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Actually...I quite like that.

 

[texastickler]

Oh great I've got another one reminding me of how short I am 😛

I would not say you're short! Just because you played Short stop in high school. Just because you can put your pants on faster than most people! LOL! JK

 

[kered]

Or in a falling down contest she would always win.....being closest to the ground and all.

 

[fightinggirl666]

I will kick leafies ass - I'll prune his leafs right off 😀 I'll get Texas too, just cause he is the most annoying man in the world 😉 Not like they can get me back anyway *taunts you both*

 

[TangerineTicklee]

I read all of this! I frigging love it! Hilariousness, all around!

 

[Desparting297]

I will kick leafies ass - I'll prune his leafs right off 😀 I'll get Texas too, just cause he is the most annoying man in the world 😉 Not like they can get me back anyway *taunts you both*

There we go..got two martial artists coming your way boys. Finally!!!!

 

[kered]

There we go..got two martial artists coming your way boys. Finally!!!!

I was studying Shorei-Goju Ru before you were born. Why is it that the shortest ones always carry the biggest chips on their shoulders?


Kids today. Blimey.

 

[Desparting297]

I was studying Shorei-Goju Ru before you were born. Why is it that the shortest ones always carry the biggest chips on their shoulders?


Kids today. Blimey.

umm...kid? I'm 22 years old I'm no kid! Yeah you may have studied that back in the day but remember I'm younger than you which means I can move faster.

 

[fightinggirl666]

umm...kid? I'm 22 years old I'm no kid! Yeah you may have studied that back in the day but remember I'm younger than you which means I can move faster.

You're exactly right love, we'll run rings around em 😀 Pft old men, what they gonna do, nothing is what 😛

 

[kered]

You just reminded me of a great old movie: The Mouse That Roared.

 

[fightinggirl666]

You just reminded me of a great old movie: The Mouse That Roared.

Hey! We may be short but we mighty, especially me. So watch it mr 😛