Invitation Only Thread

[kered]

If you weren't invited into this thread you will be severely and quickly verbally abused so your name had better be on The List.

 

[Artoo]

I'll bite. 😀

Is my name on the list?

 

[kered]

Yes it is but you have to sit at a table near the kitchen.

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

*hijacks thread*

 

[drewskee]

1) Where is this list you speak of?

2) Is my name on it?

 

[kered]

*hijacks thread*

I'm sorry, my dear. You must be twenty-one to enter. Of course I am taking applications for kitchen help.

1) Where is this list you speak of?

2) Is my name on it?

1)...In my hand.

2) ..How do you pronounce that again?

 

[drewskee]

I'm not sure how many ways you can possibly pronounce "drewskee", unless you're from Pakistan or something.

Or, if you're Helen Keller.

 

[kered]

I'm not sure how many ways you can possibly pronounce "drewskee", unless you're from Pakistan or something.

Or, if you're Helen Keller.

Oh........yes, here it is. Go sit with Artoo and welcome!

 

[drewskee]

Sweeeeeeet. 😀

 

[Artoo]

Sweeeeeeet. 😀

*hands drewskee a cold beer*

 

[drewskee]

*hands drewskee a cold beer*

Thank ya, sir. *takes a sip*

Say, are we allowed to smoke weed back here? *pats pocket containing bag of weed*

 

[kered]

*opens coat snd shows Walther PPK* Not in here.

 

[drewskee]

*Flashes a $100 bill* Are ya surrrre? 😀

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

I'm sorry, my dear. You must be twenty-one to enter. Of course I am taking applications for kitchen help.

THIS IS SUCH CRAP!

 

[Artoo]

*Flashes a $100 bill* Are ya surrrre? 😀

*snatches $100 bill, rolls it, and uses it to snort a line of mysterious white powder off the kitchen table*

 

[paracarl44]

Am I on your list?

 

[kered]

*Flashes a $100 bill* Are ya surrrre? 😀

*Pulls a three inch thick roll of $100's out of pocket* I'm sure.
*shoots Artoo*

THIS IS SUCH CRAP!

Sorry young lady, We already have Girl Scout cookies. Try Bugman's Flower Shop down the street. Bye-bye now.

 

[kered]

Am I on your list?

Welcome Carl! Step right in!

 

[drewskee]

Can we get some more bread over here, please?

 

[kered]

Aimee!! More bread!

 

[paracarl44]

How about a beer, please.

 

[drewskee]

Aimee!! More bread!

 

[kered]

How about a beer, please.

I'll have the bartender bring it. Aimmmmers is too young to serve in this state.

 

[Artoo]

*Pulls a three inch thick roll of $100's out of pocket* I'm sure.
*shoots Artoo*

Bullets do nothing for this droid.
And I need my daily intake of sugar, thankyouverymuch! 😀

 

[RUNOFFSTAGE]

*sneaks in*