Invitation Only Thread

[Carsomyr]

Relax, Cars. Your fine!


*Geez......These Italians are so touchy!*

You're calling me a spaghetti-nommer?!?

 

[Radiohead 7140]

*shows up with pizza hoping that my name will sneak its way on the list (and hoping you guys are still hungry after snorting all that mysterious white powder off the table)*

 

[kered]

You're calling me a spaghetti-nommer?!?

I do beg your pardon. My mistake.

*Geez....the French have no sense of humor.*

 

[Carsomyr]

I do beg your pardon. My mistake.

*Geez....the French have no sense of humor.*

I'm not a snail-eater either! Behold my ferocious beard, do I look like one of them French sissies to you? >:3

 

[venray]

Certainly. *whispers to Guigo, "Put him at the table with Ru and ......um......the other guy."*


Really? Does that also include the battered women's shelter I sponsor on the third floor. The media, women's organizations, and my lawyers will love this one!

Battered women my ass...you are runnin an illegal bordello and it is goin down at 10 am...

I sold the land to that Walmart group and they are puttin up a new store here so beat it...

 

[General Zod]

This place looks high class considering where I normally go 😀 😛

 

[kered]

*Pizza? Must be for that French guy, Cars.*

Yeah, go sit at the table with the red headed guy.

 

[venray]

 

[kered]

Battered women my ass...you are runnin an illegal bordello and it is goin down at 10 am...

I sold the land to that Walmart group and they are puttin up a new store here so beat it...

And here is your court order to cease and desist all demolition, demonstration, and harassment signed by the judge, the Govenor, and your wife. Please leave quietly lest you wake up the orphans.

This place looks high class considering where I normally go 😀 😛

We strive for high class, General. Your meal is of course on us for your sterling endorsement of my little enterprise.

 

[lilone4sir]

*peaking in timidly*
I do believe you need more good ticklish women in here... shame I don't know any 😉
hehehe

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Am I on the list?

 

[venray]

I got your court order right here.....

 

[kered]

*peaking in timidly*
I do believe you need more good ticklish women in here... shame I don't know any 😉
hehehe

Shades of Henney Youngman!! Any young lady with guts enough to use that old line and make it believable gets on The List.

Henri! Please get this lady a table near the front!

 

[kered]

Am I on the list?

Of course you are. Come on in!

I got your court order right here.....

That old picture of your front door doesn't work anymore, Ray.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Yay!

 

[venray]

Timothy would like to have a "word"...

 

[kered]

Timothy would like to have a "word"...

Timmy can stick his "word" up his ass. The neighborhood association just voted down WalMart's proposal because they don't want strip malls bringing down property values and attracting undesirable elements.

The WalMart rep mummbled something about cancelling the check on your "finder's fee".

 

[Bugman]

and attracting undesirable elements.

Like you?

 

[drewskee]

Certainly. *whispers to Guigo, "Put him at the table with Ru and ......um......the other guy."*

I do have a name, you know. 😡

Timothy would like to have a "word"...

Timothy? His name tag says "Charles".

 

[AmandaBear]

*violates thread*

 

[venray]

I do have a name, you know. 😡



Timothy? His name tag says "Charles".

that is why "Timothy" was in quotes......it's his "family" name...


As for you kered, YOU (like Bug says) are the undesireable element and the zoning board has already issued all permits...

Demolition starts at 10 AM.....

You will have to relocate.....

 

[Artoo]

*violates thread*

Be nice, Panda! It doesn't have any arms to defend itself with. XD
Well, apart from Kered's PPK. o.o

 

[kered]

Like you?

What happened? Did Larry's hot dog stand refuse you service too?

*violates thread*

Glad you showed up! Aimmmmmersss needs help bussing tables.

that is why "Timothy" was in quotes......it's his "family" name...


As for you kered, YOU (like Bug says) are the undesireable element and the zoning board has already issued all permits...

Demolition starts at 10 AM.....

You will have to relocate.....

No problem. Rather than waste resources feeding your greed, an anonymous person who actually wants to help orphans and the other poor souls has donated a small yet comfortable building not too far away. Thanks Donald. Oh, and you were named several times in all the television interviews by the homeless women and children........well, any press is good press. You won't even be able to pass a nun without her spitting on you.

And good luck trying to move General Zod. He ain't happy.

 

[RUNOFFSTAGE]

Oh, and while you're at it, could you get me a date as well

 

[kered]

Oh, and while you're at it, could you get me a date as well

I'm sure a lady as lovely as yourself will have no problem finding someone to share your table.