Invitation Only Thread

[goddess_nemesis]

No, this is an invitation only club with all invited men and woman who are in equal standing. oh, and The Chippendales will be here next week as you requested.

Shh, no one's supposed to know that I requested them. It was supposed to be a surprise!!! 😛

 

[kered]

Good evening ladies and gentlemen! Now for the musical entertainment for the evening! Straight from his epic world tour and on our stage tonight is a man who has thrilled us for almost three decades and doesn't seem to ever slow down. I give you.................................

Weird Al Yankovic




and Venray!

*House lights dim*

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[RobAce]

Love this thread, invited to love it or not.

Rob

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

Oh. My. Gosh.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA Wow.

 

[General Zod]

 

[kered]

We try to provide only high class entertainment here.

 

[milagros317]

A fine goal. How soon can we expect it to be realized? 😀

 

[kered]

We shall strive to do better, Mr. M.

*Walks into office and shoots talent coordinator*

 

[milagros317]

I like the parrot in your sig. 😀

 

[kered]

I like the parrot in your sig. 😀

You can have her because she's been bugging the shit out of me all morning.

 

[milagros317]

Sorry, not enough room to fly around in my little apartment. 😀

 

[kered]

Today's Specials

Bacon Wrapped Filet Dinner or Succulent Lobster Dinner
*Each served with Shimp appitizers and all the other good stuff that should be served with these meals*
$16.95 per Meal

Serve yourself with our new Ice Cream dispenser!

Back to the 70's Beer Specials

*All domestic beer will be $.75 cents per bottle just like it was when your Dad snuck you into the canteen of the American Legion and you got so drunk that your Mom yelled at both of you when you got home because you were under age and made you both eat your supper cold.*

 

[General Zod]

Today's Specials

Bacon Wrapped Filet Dinner or Succulent Lobster Dinner
*Each served with Shimp appitizers and all the other good stuff that should be served with these meals*
$16.95 per Meal

Serve yourself with our new Ice Cream dispenser!

Back to the 70's Beer Specials

*All domestic beer will be $.75 cents per bottle just like it was when your Dad snuck you into the canteen of the American Legion and you got so drunk that your Mom yelled at both of you when you got home because you were under age and made you both eat your supper cold.*

A first rate place this is

 

[venray]

I think we need to bury Carsomyr's spatula and not the "hatchet"...and he and I know JUST where to bury it...

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Today's Specials

Bacon Wrapped Filet Dinner or Succulent Lobster Dinner
*Each served with Shimp appitizers and all the other good stuff that should be served with these meals*
$16.95 per Meal

Serve yourself with our new Ice Cream dispenser!

Back to the 70's Beer Specials

*All domestic beer will be $.75 cents per bottle just like it was when your Dad snuck you into the canteen of the American Legion and you got so drunk that your Mom yelled at both of you when you got home because you were under age and made you both eat your supper cold.*

Criminy! $16.95 per meal! That's freaking expensive! I don't think I can afford this thread. 🙁

 

[kered]

A first rate place this is

Thank you. If you are still hungry refills are free.

I think we need to bury Carsomyr's spatula and not the "hatchet"...and he and I know JUST where to bury it...

Really?!! Then you will love tonights entertainment!! LOL

Criminy! $16.95 per meal! That's freaking expensive! I don't think I can afford this thread. 🙁

You no doubt forgot that the price of the meal covers you for tonights show and cheap beer prices. But I understand if you don't want to be here for the Chippendales as you requested.

The cashier has extra dollar bills in case you need them.

 

[General Zod]

Dinner's on me tonight

 

[goddess_nemesis]

You no doubt forgot that the price of the meal covers you for tonights show and cheap beer prices. But I understand if you don't want to be here for the Chippendales as you requested.

The cashier has extra dollar bills in case you need them.

I have a short memory. 😛

When will the dancers be here? 😈

 

[milagros317]

This thread has deteriorated since I was last here. 😛

 

[kered]

Dinner's on me tonight

I'll adjust your bill and give you the LXG discount for being so generous, Zod.

I have a short memory. 😛

When will the dancers be here? 😈

Soon, my dear.

 

[General Zod]

I have a short memory. 😛

When will the dancers be here? 😈

Milagros is the dancer

 

[General Zod]

I'll adjust your bill and give you the LXG discount for being so generous, Zod.



Soon, my dear.

Cheers 😀

 

[venray]

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[Excess]

*walks into thread*

<_<




>_>



*takes a piss*

n_n

*leaves*

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Milagros is the dancer

He is!