Invitation Only Thread

[vladtickleman22]

How late is the bar open?

 

[Raytheon]

*sits on the inflatable twister by himself with a bottle of jack*

 

[kered]

How late is the bar open?

This is a classy joint so last call is at 2am.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

*goes up to Helena and starts drunk flirting with her* Hey, baby, what's your sign???

 

[Carsomyr]

I just thought of something.


Kered... Are YOU on The List?

 

[paracarl44]

Is Carsomyr allowed to bring his pink headed poodle?


Better make him check the pistol at the front door.

 

[kered]

I just thought of something.


Kered... Are YOU on The List?

Is Carsomyr allowed to bring his pink headed poodle?


Better make him check the pistol at the front door.

Ok......I am The List. Guido, pour this rediculous Finn into a cab and tell the driver to dump him and his mutant cat out in the rough side of town.

 

[Carsomyr]

What's the matter Kered? If you have nothing to hide... then why are you so defensive?

 

[paracarl44]

It's getting so crowded in here that you need to turn the air conditioner up because of all of the body heat.

We figured it would be more economical to have ladies just remove articles of clothing and twirl them in the air to cool things off.

*mutters beneath breath* Typical male.

I really do not endorse it, Nemesis, but it got him off my back. See how quietly he is sitting in anticipation!

^Best idea you've ever come up with.^

^Yes, if you can entice TicklingNemesis to take her bra off and swing it around, nobody will complain about the heat.^

*glares at paracarl*

^Do I get the feeling that Ms. TicklingNemsis is not going to be receptive to my idea of cooling the place down??????^

 

[kered]

Sorry that I buckled at such a rediculous question, Carsomyr. I am on The list and my name is put alphabetically on it just like your is. The proceeds from this thread are used to help people who are down on their luck or people that are good souls who need a hand up, not a hand out. That is the primary purpose of this establishment and the LXG. So if I have to stop hosting and seeing that people are comfortable to answer inane, redundant questions from some Italian, or deal with a Brit pooping in the fountain out front to help these poor widows and orphans achieve something better in life then I will.

We strive here to give great service and entertainment for the money our patrons so generously donate. But in the spirit of harmony I will stand here lecturing you while people wait patiently in line for a table thus decreasing my ability to serve all while you eat up everyone's time, or would it better suit you if we just turn people away and then lose funding for the orphanage and simply throw the kids into the street?

Now if you will excuse me I have other guests I must attend to. Your waiter should be able to answer any further inquiries you might come up with, however mundane they may be.

 

[kered]

I really doubt that, Carl. You better stay away from her for a while.

 

[kered]

Tonight for one night only:


The Brian Seltzer Orchestra with opening act The Drifters
Show starts at 8pm

Special menu tonight: Full Prime Rib dinner or Fillet of Catfish dinner
Free appetizers
Generous drink refills
Giant Tickle Twister room with no cover charge
$23.50 per person or $40.00 per couple

20% of all rooms if you plan to stay the night with complimentary breakfast
*Rooms subject to availabilty and if we like you*

 

[natural tickler]

is my name on the list???

 

[Carsomyr]

Sorry that I buckled at such a rediculous question, Carsomyr. I am on The list and my name is put alphabetically on it just like your is. The proceeds from this thread are used to help people who are down on their luck or people that are good souls who need a hand up, not a hand out. That is the primary purpose of this establishment and the LXG. So if I have to stop hosting and seeing that people are comfortable to answer inane, redundant questions from some Italian, or deal with a Brit pooping in the fountain out front to help these poor widows and orphans achieve something better in life then I will.

We strive here to give great service and entertainment for the money our patrons so generously donate. But in the spirit of harmony I will stand here lecturing you while people wait patiently in line for a table thus decreasing my ability to serve all while you eat up everyone's time, or would it better suit you if we just turn people away and then lose funding for the orphanage and simply throw the kids into the street?

Now if you will excuse me I have other guests I must attend to. Your waiter should be able to answer any further inquiries you might come up with, however mundane they may be.

Of course. I understand, Kered. It was a very silly question of me, clearly we should direct our attention to what really matters, which is - if I understand things correctly - to get drunk in the name of orphans! 😱 😱 😀

 

[kered]

is my name on the list???

It is Natural! And we have secured you the Presidential Suite for the evening.

Of course. I understand, Kered. It was a very silly question of me, clearly we should direct our attention to what really matters, which is - if I understand things correctly - to get drunk in the name of orphans! 😱 😱 😀

It's how we get things done around here, Cars. You catch on fast.

 

[milagros317]

This thread is quite silly. So it does belong here. 😀

 

[DanishTickling]

nice thread! 😀

I'm sure my name is on the list. right kered?

 

[eclipse]

*pulls up a chair at the nearest unoccupied table*

 

[kered]

This thread is quite silly. So it does belong here. 😀

Milagros, old friend! Your table with the ladies is ready and you have the Albert Einstien Suite for this evening. We also had a case of Lagavulin flown in for you. Enjoy!

 

[eclipse]

nice thread! 😀

I'm sure my name is on the list. right kered?

Can I get you a drink my friend?

 

[kered]

nice thread! 😀

I'm sure my name is on the list. right kered?

*ahhh, for Christ sakes, another guy with a funny accent. Let's see......He's from Denmark which might piss off Carsomyr......He is on the list but an unknown quality.......ah, what the hell. If he makes Carsomyr uncomfortable then I'll let him in* Welcome to Invitation Only, greenmess. Of course you are on The List. see where Artoo just fell out of his chair? That is your chair now.

*pulls up a chair at the nearest unoccupied table*

No, no, my dear. You will be sitting at Milagros' table this evening. He insists!

 

[eclipse]

No, no, my dear. You will be sitting at Milagros' table this evening. He insists!

Why thank you ma'am 😀

 

[kered]

Why thank you ma'am 😀

Um......both Mils and I happen to be extremely virile and manly men. You better lay off the booze until your eyesight comes back.

Here, have a cracker.

 

[eclipse]

Um......both Mils and I happen to be extremely virile and manly men. You better lay off the booze until your eyesight comes back.

Here, have a cracker.

😱

I'm sorry, I thought you were the girl in your signature. I hope that mistake hasn't gotten my invitation withdrawn 🙁

 

[ticklingfeet4fu]

I know that no one who runs the Michigan Gathering is allowed. We are not good enough for you. 🙁