Irritating two liners for TMF members 2003

[Biscuit]

Ok, folks. It's been too long. Got a bunch saved up for you.

For those who are new to the forum, run a search for "irritating two-liners" to see what awaits!

They'll start going up this Friday. Beware!

😉

 

[milagros317]

You didn't have one for me last year, so I'm expecting you to remedy that this time. 🙂

 

[giggleygirl25]

i wait with bated breath to see whatcha come up with this year 😀

 

[sole seeker]

i wait with bated breath to see whatcha come up with this year

Have you been hanging around Pop-n-fresh, GG? His breath smells of bait too.

 

[giggleygirl25]

hehehe nope...my breath is minty fresh (well aside from the onion i had on my burger today)

 

[Limeoutsider]

Bring it on, breadstick

 

[Ayla ny]

he's just SO warm and fuzzy! ...don't you think? if there's anyone who's 'all about the love' it's that BS-Kit. 😛

 

[Phineas]

he left me out of last year's batch, so he'll probably leave me out of this year's batch, too.

I'll deal. 😀

 

[BigJim]

I don't even remember this being mentioned last year, so I don't know if I was left out or not. 😕

Biscuit, did I have one last year and do I have one this year? 😀

 

[aphrael]

*is confused*

 

[milagros317]

*is confused*

Biscuit is referring to the two line jokes he made about some of the TMF members here last year:

http://www.ticklingforum.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=19747

 

[aphrael]

ahhhhhhh i seeeee ^__^

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

Yep. As one of his previous "targets", I can attest to the fact that it's fun...IF you know how to laugh at yourself.

Glad you're doing another round, Bis. Things were getting a bit STALE without them. 😉

Ann

 

[BigJim]

So the bugger DID leave me out then? 😡 Git, knob-nibbler, flidbod and......... WANKER!!!!! 😀 😛

 

[Daumantas]

Nothing can match the creativity of British Insults. (See also: BigJim)

 

[BigJim]

Nothing can match the creativity of British Insults. (See also: BigJim)

Damn right! At being sheerly bloody dirty, we can't be bested. 😀

 

[aphrael]

speak for yourself!
i happen to be squeaky clean.
*squeak*

 

[BigJim]

speak for yourself!
i happen to be squeaky clean.
*squeak*

Heh. You definately squeak, but for another reason. 😛

 

[aphrael]

*_*

jim you been reading my diary??

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Oooooo.....I think this should be fun....a change from Jim's insults, at least.😀 Bring it on.😀

 

[Haltickling]

So the bugger DID leave me out then?

Me too! Me too!!! Plus several thousand others... 😛

 

[Biscuit]

*a Hush falls over the crowd*

A small stage comes down slowly, inch by agonizing inch, eventually coming to rest upon the bare, polished hardwood stage.

The Deity of the TMF steps forth, takes a deep breath, and says....

😉

He managed to lure in and tickle a Bikini Karaoke Babe, a fact of which he's quite proud
I'm certain word's out by now, listen to the gasps from the crowd ... PhilanderingPhineas!

He's bulky, green, and British, sees conspiracies hither and yon
One wonders if the mafia is missing a large, green Don ... BigMonaclewearinJim!

"Mastress Zarla, Mastress Zarla!" he cries, "can you untie me real soon?"
the poor fellow seems to walk around in a constant swoon ... SpanishMiracleMilagros!

Now this one seems an interesting fellow, German traveler beyond compare
Incisively cuts rhetoric in argument, I hear he even has hair! ... HalBertkitzeler

Short little hippie, she thought she'd escape with nary a scratch
she forgets all that hairspray, better watch that lit match! ... Aylafingersnappinhempchick

*bows theatrically*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

LMAO!!!!

*Applauds* Wonderful!!!😀 That's Jim alright.😀 Milagros is equally on the mark.

 

[U.N.Owen]

Anyone ever wonder if the Biscuit is only half-baked? 😉

Or is that taking the name of a deity in vain... 😕

😀

 

[Biscuit]

I'm not baked at all, NotOwen. Humph!

She seems to have abandoned the TMF, so I doubt she'll see this
knowing her, she'll think I'd finish this rhyme with the word pen** ... GreenCandyInsider

She goes to a school named after an old bachelorette
one of these days her stories are going to give us a collective heart attack, something she'd live to regret ... DaisyDukes'wearinTiffer!

She claims to work with animals, but she ate my poor little taco dog Jose
One wonders if Marauders parrot is next, perhaps baked in a creme broulee! ... backwardshatPezworthy

One of two new mods, his time is well spent patrolling the forum
one wonders, to get him to wear the bra on his head at the gathering, did it require a quorum? ... VenturousRaymond

The other new mod, a model of efficient action
I heard she once chucked poor Drew around so violently he ended up in traction! ... TacoDuoAnnabelle