Irritating two liners for TMF members 2003

[Haltickling]

Phew!!! Got off light, I guess! 😛

Thanks, Bizkid!

 

[Biscuit]

And...

Posts so frantically, one wonders if the poor boy has a life
Claims to be a Sith, fomenting despair and strife! ... HisDividedShort-Hairs

Wanders about the forum solving problems, always patient and gracious
One hears the new palace in Prussia is airy and spacious! ... TzaroftheForum

Seems, oddly enough, to be fixated on girls climbing ladders
Sinatra's always picking on him, leaves his ego in tatters! ... MichelinMan

 

[JPie1]

How about one for shy little JPie?? LOL

 

[milagros317]

Thanks for including me this year, Biscuit. And you are correct; I am in a state of constant devotion to Mistress Zara. 😀

 

[njjen3953]

How is it that I never saw this before?
I missed last year's, that's for sure.

Yeasty irritates with splendor and ease,
I should know cause I'm the Cheese. *giggle*

Jen

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Yep, that's me alright.😀

 

[Biscuit]

And then there's

Well she claims to be blonde, the proof we can't deny
But one wonders how many follicles with peroxide she did fry? ... ExciteableEffie

Effie reminded me, I almost left this poor young lady out
Teasing the poor boys at the movies, now what's that about? ... TackleHeeeeeee*gasp*eeeeee

She claims to be a smurf, quite large for one I'll declare
Michelin keeps hoping she'll climb up a ladder and then get stuck up there! ... Sinatra

 

[f/f]

Re: And then there's

Well she claims to be blonde, the proof we can't deny
But one wonders how many follicles with peroxide she did fry? ... ExciteableEffie

Effie reminded me, I almost left this poor young lady out
Teasing the poor boys at the movies, now what's that about? ... TackleHeeeeeee*gasp*eeeeee

She claims to be a smurf, quite large for one I'll declare
Michelin keeps hoping she'll climb up a ladder and then get stuck up there! ... Sinatra

Ok, i'm blonde and i have a pic the proof ya ya... BUT WHAT THE HECK IS THE OTHER PART ABOUT???

anyway lol even i have to admit that was nice lol 🙂 thanks for the love biscuit😀 🙂

 

[BigJim]

*_*

jim you been reading my diary??

No, I'm a mind reader. 😛

 

[BigJim]

Oooooo.....I think this should be fun....a change from Jim's insults, at least.😀 Bring it on.😀

Provocative wanker. 🙄

 

[BigNorm]

LMAO!!! great work biscuit!!

great use of vocabulary! you have a unique use of words too!
but don't stop there keep going...

 

[TicklishSinner]

hehe

She claims to be a smurf, quite large for one I'll declare
Michelin keeps hoping she'll climb up a ladder and then get stuck up there! ... Sinatra


*growls at Biscuit* hehe, this is a cool thread, you do an awesome job, but why call me Sinatra, i am still confused about that?

 

[njjen3953]

Re: hehe

*growls at Biscuit* hehe, this is a cool thread, you do an awesome job, but why call me Sinatra, i am still confused about that?

Probably the same reason he calls me Cheesy. I have stopped trying to understand and just accepted it.

Jen

 

[BigNorm]

hey mind if i take a crack at it, biscuit?

He created a humongous work-of-art thread,
but unlike a normal artist, he's famous before he's dead. - ScrumptousBiscuit


tell me whatcha think.😀

 

[njjen3953]

Re: hey mind if i take a crack at it, biscuit?

he's famous before he's dead. - ScrumptousBiscuit

Not that no one has tried to kill him off. I laughingly remember 4Pawz spraying our famous yeast with Monostat one night. LOL

 

[Biscuit]

Also...

He draws odd-looking chicks with paws for feet
what a strange little fellow, I think his psychosis is complete ... ChesterCat

With an odd sounding random name, and a destination tickle-site
It's no wonder the ticklish models positively squeal with delight ... Obleyskelk

That she's obsessive and bubbly no one can deny
After all, who else do you know named after a pie? ... JudithinthePieWithDiamonds

She hangs around with men who wear belt buckles so large they affect how they walk
also likes to torment the fellows, make them quiver and squawk! ... TacoButt

She is constantly humid, somehow never seems dry
although come to think of it, her humour is quite wry ... DampChick

 

[Knox The Hatter]

I know he's got a good one for me. I sure have a good one for him! 😛

 

[f/f]

wow this stuff keeps getting better and better lol

 

[4Pawz]

Not that no one has tried to kill him off. I laughingly remember 4Pawz spraying our famous yeast with Monostat one night. LOL

Moi? Would I do a thing like that? I LOVE the yeastyundercookeddoughboy. I don't kill, I just wound Keep it up doughy!

Pawz

 

[JPie1]

hey buscuit, loved it, that was a good one.

 

[giggleygirl25]

hrmmm where's mine...she asks in quite sheepish kinda way?

 

[venray]

I for one am most honored to have been included 2 years in a row...got to be all that material I provide him.....LOL..

as for the "quorum"...it took 6 women with me tied to the bed to "get me to agree" to wear the bra...🙄


Ray

 

[sole seeker]

Some good stuff in here, but I don't see too many of you guys firing back at the big flaky pastry-dude! (Emphasis on flaky!)

 

[Ayla ny]

hippies and tie-dye... they make his teeth ache
and a good ribbing he will give as well as take - BSEmAllIntoThinkingImAGrouchKit.
😀

 

[Dave2112]

Let's do Chuck!!

Chuck-Chuck-bo-Buck, Banana-Fana-Fo...

Nevermind. 🙄