juggernaut
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You could brain-fuck this topic forever.
Look, if Michaelangelo had put out this dot as his first work, he'da been ignored. If he'da put it out after his other masterpieces, we'd wonder what he's thinking about and still cut him some slack because, although we may not necessarily like the dot piece, we know the boy can draw and paint and we'd accept it as something different or exploratory from him. No one is going to get famous doing stupid things like this. If I draw a single triangle on post it here, I doubt I'll be showered with compliments. The mystery of what was intended is about all there is to talk about. There's no brush stroke, no use of color, no rhythm, no negative space, no balance, no perspective... nothing. It's completely absurd and requires no talent. A monkey with a nosebleed is capable of this.
If someone is known to be talented and experiments with this, it may get exposure. If someone untalented has influential friends, lives in the right city, and kisses the right asses, it's possible to get this seen in a gallery somewhere.
I used to work with a guy who did the worst, and I mean the worst, fine art paintings of faces. They looked like Picasso teaching a second grader, and I'm careful not to insult the second grader. He also had a friend downtown with a gallery and they put some of his stuff up for a week. He very arrogantly charged anywhere from $600-$1400 for the 8x10 pieces of crap and learned that his friends were very willing to stand around and congratulate him, but they never sold one thing. It was stuff you'd never defile your house with and the opening did poorly, But if you look at his website, he credits himself with an opening at the ___ Gallery and it lends credibility to him when you read his bio. All you need is a peek at his art, though, and it dispells any rumors that he's talented. He's not. He's connected. Unfortunately, sometimes that's enough.
Look, if Michaelangelo had put out this dot as his first work, he'da been ignored. If he'da put it out after his other masterpieces, we'd wonder what he's thinking about and still cut him some slack because, although we may not necessarily like the dot piece, we know the boy can draw and paint and we'd accept it as something different or exploratory from him. No one is going to get famous doing stupid things like this. If I draw a single triangle on post it here, I doubt I'll be showered with compliments. The mystery of what was intended is about all there is to talk about. There's no brush stroke, no use of color, no rhythm, no negative space, no balance, no perspective... nothing. It's completely absurd and requires no talent. A monkey with a nosebleed is capable of this.
If someone is known to be talented and experiments with this, it may get exposure. If someone untalented has influential friends, lives in the right city, and kisses the right asses, it's possible to get this seen in a gallery somewhere.
I used to work with a guy who did the worst, and I mean the worst, fine art paintings of faces. They looked like Picasso teaching a second grader, and I'm careful not to insult the second grader. He also had a friend downtown with a gallery and they put some of his stuff up for a week. He very arrogantly charged anywhere from $600-$1400 for the 8x10 pieces of crap and learned that his friends were very willing to stand around and congratulate him, but they never sold one thing. It was stuff you'd never defile your house with and the opening did poorly, But if you look at his website, he credits himself with an opening at the ___ Gallery and it lends credibility to him when you read his bio. All you need is a peek at his art, though, and it dispells any rumors that he's talented. He's not. He's connected. Unfortunately, sometimes that's enough.
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