Isabeau's Proposition (joke)

[Illtcklu]

Illtcklu is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into Isabeau beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. Illtcklu turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." Izzy replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

 

[isabeau]

Illtcklu is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into Isabeau beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. Illtcklu turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." Izzy replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

lololol ya goof you... xoxoxo

isabeau

 

[knight]

Funny, this is kind of Mae West in it's set up. Right down to Izzy saying, basically, "Come up and see me sometime!" Clever.

 

[tulipangel]

LMAO your a crazy man! WHERE IS HERBIE?!?!?!?!

 

[kered]

Illtcklu is in a hotel lobby. He wants to ask the clerk a question. As he turns to go to the front desk, he accidentally bumps into Isabeau beside him and as he does, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled. Illtcklu turns to her and says, "Ma'am, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me." Izzy replies, "If your penis is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 436."

I can almost here her saying that.

 

[isabeau]

I can almost here her saying that.

hmm you can.. can you..and how would i say it?

isabeau

 

[Illtcklu]

I can almost here her saying that.

Hey...............I DID hear her say that! It just said so in the joke!

 

[Illtcklu]

LMAO your a crazy man! WHERE IS HERBIE?!?!?!?!

Herbie gets all the girls! He's pimpin'. They don't call him the "Love Bug" for nothin'.

 

[isabeau]

Hey...............I DID hear her say that! It just said so in the joke!

um you promised not to tell.. tsk tsk young man

 

[FlockOfSeagulls]

Remember this is the lady who asks a quiz and then makes up the answer as she goes!

 

[Illtcklu]

Remember this is the lady who asks a quiz and then makes up the answer as she goes!

She's in room 436.........if you have any questions!

 

[kered]

hmm you can.. can you..and how would i say it?

isabeau

With a sweet southern drawl.

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

With a sweet southern drawl.

Trust you to get all mushy about it. 😛

 

[knight]

I know for a fact her heart is quite soft. 😉

 

[kered]

Trust you to get all mushy about it. 😛

I am not being mushy! I'm being cowardly. I know that tone in her voice.

 

[tickleterror]

These just keep getting better.

 

[isabeau]

These just keep getting better.

o yea.. Illtklu is a riot.. an absolute riot. lol.. 😛

 

[isabeau]

I know for a fact her heart is quite soft. 😉

aww a true knight.. thank you knight in shining armour..

 

[tickleterror]

o yea.. Illtklu is a riot.. an absolute riot. lol.. 😛

So does that make you the riot police.

 

[isabeau]

So does that make you the riot police.

um no... that makes me a smart person..hehe

 

[HeavenlyTickle]

o yea.. Illtklu is a riot.. an absolute riot. lol.. 😛

Izzy I think you spelt it wrong. Shouldn't the 'r' be an 'id'?

um no... that makes me a smart person..hehe

Yay! Smart blondes! 😀 You tell 'em girlfriend! (Wow, I'm starting to sound American. )

 

[isabeau]

Izzy I think you spelt it wrong. Shouldn't the 'r' be an 'id'? Yay! Smart blondes! 😀 You tell 'em girlfriend! (Wow, I'm starting to sound American. )

yes you are so right.

 

[knight]

aww a true knight.. thank you knight in shining armour..

Any time, my lady fair

 

[isabeau]

Any time, my lady fair

ahhh..you have such a way with words..

 

[knight]

ahhh..you have such a way with words..

Well, a man cannot help but be chivalrous and curteous with such a fair maiden.