It might suprise you to know that..

[TropicThunder]

I have a stuffed armadillo named Mortimer

 

[leafstk]

I'm not a lee. I only play one in the movies.

A future movie of mine, actually

 

[Gothika]

im ugly

 

[Jagermeistered]

I'm not a lee. I only play one in the movies.

Now, you can act; oh, shit I'm confused...

 

[smokinj]

I fuck animals! Judge me all you want, they don't complain!...much.

 

[leafstk]

I fuck animals! Judge me all you want, they don't complain!...much.

I hope that's the J's talkin' man!

 

[Gothika]

i eat brains lol

 

[smokinj]

I hope that's the J's talkin' man!

Maybe...😛

 

[Gothika]

i am hate 😛

 

[Angel77]

I play the piano. 😛

 

[Gothika]

i love finding stuff on the curb

 

[Angel77]

I've sat on a curb before.

 

[Gothika]

^me to lol

 

[grandizer]

I've hit a few curbs.

 

[Angel77]

I've been tossed to the curb.

 

[Gothika]

i just took a pic of the moon

 

[leafstk]

I'm still naked 😛

 

[Gothika]

i cooked breakfast this morning

 

[Angel77]

I'm kinda hungry.

 

[Gothika]

im thirsty

 

[Jagermeistered]

I'm wearing clothes...

 

[Gothika]

i farted

 

[TropicThunder]

Nothing surprises me.

 

[milagros317]

... it rained here all morning long. 🙁

 

[Gothika]

i have to pee