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It's The Absurd Logic Thread! (part visual, kinda goofy)

It's a tough choice as to whether I'd rather be eaten by a tiger, shot by a bear, or mauled by a zombie...
 
I think I'd rather avoid death entirely, and as we can see, there are ways...
 
being dead can't be all bad though, imagine what you could get up to as a ghost...
 
Often there are quite a few things that are annoying, you just have to grin and bear it, or take matters into your own hands...
 
But if it's you're time to go...it's you're time go.
Click to expand...

o_0...that guy was either SUPREMELY unlucky or death just decided to be a complete ASSHOLE that day...
 
Rule #3

When you want your opponent to eat lead, shop smart, shop S-mart
 
Rule #6

Just make sure that you don't need protection from your own security!
 
But sometimes the BEST Homeland Security can also have career reviving qualities!

As witnessed by everyone's favorite Barney Fife meets that big fat mustachioed cartoon guy from "Bonkers," Paul Blart, Mall Cop extraorindaire! :blink
 
But to go with the "Bonkers" reference...

...anyone up for a road trip to Vegas? 😉 (important side note: does anyone know what happened to Dovalys? She used to post on this thread pretty regularly, and was very sweet, fun, witty and cool, not to mention awesome to play with. I miss her lots :cry )
 
Do you see a white light at the tunnel? Don't worry, it's just a car heading your way. Once you've been hit, stay away from that white light as well unless you're ready -nod-
 
That's almost kinda poetic, Sassy ;^)

Though I'm not sure what it has to do with anything, what the heck, it sounded profound and cool. In tribute, Sassy, let me use this part of the thread to play with you like this: 😉
 
...or wait! (hopefully semi-effective thread bump in progress)

Since that last image relates directly to something that can make a person laugh, here's another pic that brings laughter (albeit largely the unintentional kind) to mind in its levels of pure oxymoronic-ness! 😉
 
I figure you can follow almost any news outlet far enough up the ladder and you'll reach corporate puppet-masters at the top. Still, some news items make me wipe away tears of joy, even if they prove ultimately false:
 
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