Joe Millionaire to premiere tonight on Fox

[Daumantas]

The best moment in the first show (at least as far as I'm concerned) came when one of the women threw Our Hero for a loop by asking him this COMPLEX question - "What's your middle name?"

Since he'd used his real middle name as a fake last name, he had to think fast.

His answer? "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....."

 

[Texas_Tickle]

The best moment in the first show (at least as far as I'm concerned) came when one of the women threw Our Hero for a loop by asking him this COMPLEX question - "What's your middle name?"

Since he'd used his real middle name as a fake last name, he had to think fast.

His answer? "Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....."

Yea, that was a good one. He had the old "deer in the headlight" expression.

If I were Evan and was asked for my middle name, I would have said something like "James" or "William" or even "Andrew"....those names just sound royal and aristocratic.

 

[Texas_Tickle]

First off, it is sad to think that we would take money of love and happiness. Money can't buy you love!
It can't hold you, comfort you when you need comforting. It can't kiss you, and oh those special kisses are the bestest! It can't tickle you. You can't cuddle up to the money...ok but it isn't the same! You can't do so many wonderful things that you do with that special someone
I don't get these type of shows.
For me, this is just my opinion....I'll take true love, happiness and all that goes with it whether it be a lot of money or not! Home is what you make it, money doesn't make the home. Oh sure it can make you more comfortable without a doubt, but it can't make you happy!

I agree that having money does not make you happy. Nor does having a load of money automatically mean you have class.

Look at Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones. He has close to $5 billion in the bank, yet he does not have one ounce of class or honor. He is just "rich white trash".

On the flip side of the coin, just because you are broke does not mean you lack class. There are plenty of people out there, with only a nickle in their pocket, yet have more class, morals, and honor than any millionaire.

But I guess if you are rich enough, you don't need to have class or honor.....or so it seems in today's world.

 

[RichardAuc]

FYI

1. In an interview w/one of Joe Millionaire's exes, she claimed he wasn't very bright. Given what I've heard of his performance, I believe her.

2. Reality TV is a contradiction in terms.

3. Reality TV shows often cover therapy for all participants, to defray lawsuits. These hacks who make psychotherapy an industry are parasites, and are the only people who are sure to profit from these shows.

4. Rupert Murdoch, president of Fox, is also a parasite who has the low opinion that American television viewers are as vulgar as those of his native Australia. Unfortunately, the interest this show has generated is doing nothing to change his mind.

5. As for the people clinging to the platitude "money can't buy love"...a popular opinion, but how many homeless singles have you seen, and how many homeless couples? Life isn't fair, folks, and while it's true that man doesn't live by bread alone, it's also true that if a man has bread, he doesn't stay alone.

 

[ShiningIce]

I think Mr. Millionare is going to get his balls chopped off in the season finalle when the lucky bride finds out shes not inheriting millions...

 

[asutickler]

I think Mr. Millionare is going to get his balls chopped off in the season finalle when the lucky bride finds out shes not inheriting millions...

Naaaaaaaah.

Hopefully they'll have someone on standby with a tranquilizer gun. 😛

 

[ShiningIce]

Oh but I think castration would be a much better ending. 🙂

 

[asutickler]

Weeeeeeeeeeeelllllllllllll...

Maybe. Just as long as the "lucky" lady dosen't light a fire and hold an impromptu "weenie roast." 😛


Remember:

8==> + = 😱


Yeah, I REALLY need to go to bed... 😛

 

[TickledToDeath]

I think Mr. Millionare is going to get his balls chopped off in the season finalle when the lucky bride finds out shes not inheriting millions...

Actually, according to a radio show here in south Jersey, called, The Carton and Rossi show, without giving away the actually ending of the show, reported that.....DO NOT READ THIS UNLESS YOU DON'T MIND FINDING OUT WHAT HAPPENED AFTER THE SHOW. I will leave space,






















....the little gold digger he chose and he are no longer together.
I guess she was a little digger and when she finally realized she could not get over herself....she tossed the Fugazy Richman back into the mine.


TTD

 

[Krokus]

....the little gold digger he chose and he are no longer together.
I guess she was a little digger and when she finally realized she could not get over herself....she tossed the Fugazy Richman back into the mine.


TTD

Big suprise there...

 

[TickledToDeath]

Krokus Krokus Krokus

Big suprise there...

I left the gap in my thread so that those who did not want to know the post final outcome of the show.
Then YOU come along and quote the part I left gappped down so that it now appears on top of your response.
Good show ace


🙄 😛 😉



TTD

 

[TickledToDeath]

ROFL! I'll give anyone 3 to 1 that this show produces the mother of all pathetic lawsuits. 😀

LOL

Actually, after the gals were rejected and sent on their way home, they all were made to sign a contract that they would not discuss or do interviews that has anything to do with the show until it is over.

I am sure that somewhere along the line there was a clause that they cannot sue the show or anyone in connection with the show.


TTD

 

[Krokus]

Lol

Sorry TTD, I didn't even think about that...

 

[asutickler]

Poor Joe. He's going to wind up like the kid form The Sixth Sense.

"I see fake people..."

 

[RichardAuc]

I C dumb people...

Interesting that you should notice the connection between reality TV (which I maintain is a contradiction in terms, like hamburger steak, plastic silverware and military intelligence), and the Sixth Sense. The connection is a little more obvious when you consider Haley Joel Osment's dialogue in his most often-quoted scene:

"I see dead people. They don't see each other. They don't see anything but what they want to see. And they don't even know they're dead."

"Where do you see them?"

"Everywhere."

Substitute the word "dumb" for the word "dead" in the last three sentences, and you have a good description of reality TV...

I C dumb people...

 

[TicklingIsLife]

After the fiasco that was the Bachelor, I'm actually thrilled to see this. For the first time, you may see me sitting in front of the tube watching reality televison! LOL

"Yes, after only two days, I just KNEW there was a connection and I can really feel that we're going to have a deep love." WHAT idiots! 25 women groveling for the attentions of one man. THAT is the sad part.

I can promise you this....Those women didn't head to France because they thought they were going to find true love. They went because it was France and they thought they had a 1 in 20 chance of coming out of the show as "Mrs. Fifty-Million Dollar Woman."

When you marry for money, you eventually pay for every penny of it!!! These chickies deserve everything they get! They've earned it!

It's pathetic.
Joby🙄

Pathetic indeed! 😡

 

[Texas_Tickle]

Pathetic indeed! 😡

Would those women fly half-way across the world (even if it is France) to ***** themselves to a man who they knew made only $19,000 a year?

I think we all know the answer to that one.