Kered's World:A pictorial review

[RobAce]

I love reading this to catch up with my dear friend Kered. The rascal. I wonder what he will be up to next.

Rob

 

[Bugman]

During his last visit to his favorite ski resort Kered somehow left the trail and ran into a crew from the county attempting to keep the roads clear.

 

[kered]

A heroic sacrifice on my part. I defused the bomb that was planted to create an avalanche to destroy the town.......I think. that, or I was skiing drunk again. The doctor says I may remember after the skull fracture heals.

 

[Helena]

Kered is so smart, that even with a skull fracture, he has peace of mind knowing that his pornography addiction will stay his secret.

 

[kered]

I wouldn't consider it porn, dear Helena.

 

[venray]

He next decided to try out for the chippendales, but was turned down....

 

[kered]

That's the day I knew it was over. I cried that night.

Soon there was a new idol that thrilled the ladies.

 

[venray]

So did the chippendales......

 

[Helena]

The week that Buggy came to visit you in the hospital he brought a locksmith that copied your house keys. All your "magazines" are spread out on his living room floor. If you listen closely, you can hear a BUZZZZZZZZZZZ.

 

[kered]

Those aren't mine, Helena. Venray let me use his mountain retreat and those belong to him. I did drink all his booze though.

 

[DimpleToes]

He next decided to try out for the chippendales, but was turned down....

hmmmmmmmmm... come here big boy... I got some one dollar bills for you... yummyyyyyyy... heheheee

 

[Helena]

Kered had this coming!
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Helena]

I have noticed of late that many pictures are being posted here,which i am not able to verify.I have staked my considerable literary reputation on this thread,and i must insist that these unauthorized posts stop forthwith.

While it is hoped that everyone will respect my copyrighted material and the integrity of this thread,i must advise everyone that my law firm Dewey,Cheatum&Howe is at my disposal and ready to act at a moments notice.

Dewey, Cheatum, & Howe,
Protecting, respecting this thread?
Dewey and Cheatum are always drunk
And Howe is already dead.

 

[kered]

So did the chippendales......

You thrilled the Chippendales too!!? 😱

 

[Helena]

This sign, along with matching welcome mat, makes Kered's house a challenge to visit!

 

[kered]

I wouldn't shoot you Helena.







But I may let the dogs have a run

 

[Helena]

I wouldn't shoot you Helena.







But I may let the dogs have a run

DOGS?

 

[kered]

I'm kidding, Helena. I'm kidding.




Just be careful of my groundskeeper Cyril. Don't look him in the eye and you'll be ok.

 

[Helena]

I'm kidding, Helena. I'm kidding.




Just be careful of my groundskeeper Cyril. Don't look him in the eye and you'll be ok.

Yeah, his one eye? What about a dental plan for your undocumented, illegal alien, killer-breath Bucketfoot? Isn't it about time to let him leave the basement? What else do you have down there?

 

[kered]

Actually, Cyril has his green card, pays taxes, has medical and dental, and is studying for US citizenship. He also has two days off a week and his room is in the east wing. He just has a little problem if you look him in the eye.

 

[Bugman]

Kered keeps several exotic pets on the grounds.Should you hear a scratching noise on a door,the matter is best refered too the housekeeper.

 

[Helena]

Kered is an animal lover. Here he is with Scruffy the Bear, his newest pet. When we visit Kered, we should realize that Scruffy greets all visitors in the driveway.

 

[Bugman]

The city street department has requested that Kered refrain from bringing some of his more exotic creatures to town when he is shopping.

 

[Bugman]

Kered enjoys walking in his garden,in which he takes great pride.

 

[Bugman]

Even Kered has felt the pain of rising gas prices.He is at present conducting field tests on several revolutionary means of transpotation which he hopes to put into mass production.