LIES!

[Filthyweasel]

I wanna start a thread, and although I'd love to tell you all about me, I think another question thread will drive people crazy. So tell me something about you instead.

Just don't make it strictly true...

For example, I myself have a wooden leg, with a tiny door in it that leads to the back of a bicycle shop in Kuala Lumpur.

 

[drewskee]

I killed a bunch of people once.

 

[texastickler]

I will be 34 years old in March. I decrease in age after I hit 35. That is how we Plutoans are.

 

[Filthyweasel]

Oh I totally forgot I made thread this like a month ago.

um...none of us are really here and this is all a simulation designed to keep us oblivious of the fact that we're being used as power sources for artificially intelligent beings. The only way to defeat them is to wear sunglasses in the dark, dress like a catholic priest, and show a complete and utter lack of emotion...

Oh, and say 'woah' a lot...

 

[leafstk]

I drink milk... lots of it. Does the body good you know! is for sissies 😛

 

[c7_assassin]

I'm a really hot 21 year old male from Southern California.

 

[leafstk]

I have gone over the falls in a barrell 😀

 

[Gothika]

im the perfect man

 

[Filthyweasel]

I'm the perfect woman!

 

[leafstk]

I'm just... perfect!

 

[Filthyweasel]

I'm just... perfect!

It really does seem that this new disease I'm dubbing Piercewell Syndrome is infecting thread after thread. I for one am immune...being hot is just something I was born with...

 

[leafstk]

It really does seem that this new disease I'm dubbing Piercewell Syndrome is infecting thread after thread. I for one am immune...being hot is just something I was born with...

😀 Piercewell Syndrome, hehe!

I'm tripping out right now

 

[jonsmith]

I wrote the things that you guys uh....believe in?

 

[leafstk]

I've had it with this place!

 

[Mercy29]

I haven't started with this place yet 😛

 

[leafstk]

I love the 60 second rule

 

[Carsomyr]

I have eleven fingers.

 

[TarynsTinyToes]

I have webbed toes

 

[K-Skate417]

I have a lair with a location which will remain secret to prevent intruders

 

[TarynsTinyToes]

I have a twin sister 🙄

 

[K-Skate417]

I'm not actually human! 😱

 

[TarynsTinyToes]

I go to Starbucks

 

[Filthyweasel]

I have a clone.

 

[Coup de Grace]

I'm independently wealthy.

 

[K-Skate417]

I know how to genetically engineer minions that can do by bidding