F Filthyweasel 3rd Level Red Feather Joined Aug 3, 2008 Messages 1,683 Points 0 Oct 21, 2009 #26 I'm not smirking at the fact that my month old buried thread has suddenly taken off...
T TarynsTinyToes 1st Level Green Feather Joined Aug 27, 2009 Messages 4,032 Points 0 Oct 21, 2009 #27 Last night I teleported to Hawaii
K K-Skate417 Level of Triple Ruby Feather Joined May 10, 2003 Messages 25,781 Points 36 Oct 21, 2009 #28 I will one day be emperor of the universe!
T TarynsTinyToes 1st Level Green Feather Joined Aug 27, 2009 Messages 4,032 Points 0 Oct 21, 2009 #29 I know how to breathe fire
K K-Skate417 Level of Triple Ruby Feather Joined May 10, 2003 Messages 25,781 Points 36 Oct 21, 2009 #30 I own a massive gold treasury that Europeans are always trying to steal from
T TarynsTinyToes 1st Level Green Feather Joined Aug 27, 2009 Messages 4,032 Points 0 Oct 21, 2009 #31 I keep a personal masseuse under my desk at work
K K-Skate417 Level of Triple Ruby Feather Joined May 10, 2003 Messages 25,781 Points 36 Oct 21, 2009 #32 I am psychic
F Filthyweasel 3rd Level Red Feather Joined Aug 3, 2008 Messages 1,683 Points 0 Oct 21, 2009 #33 I'm related to Robert the Bruce, and one day I will take back the throne...
F Filthyweasel 3rd Level Red Feather Joined Aug 3, 2008 Messages 1,683 Points 0 Oct 21, 2009 #34 I am the personal masseuse under Taryn's desk. My foot massages are the reason she sleeps all day at work with a big smile on her face.
I am the personal masseuse under Taryn's desk. My foot massages are the reason she sleeps all day at work with a big smile on her face.
H herts tickler 2nd Level Red Feather Joined Feb 23, 2007 Messages 1,269 Points 0 Oct 21, 2009 #35 im tee-total. in fact iv never sampled anything that alters your state of mind. and i contain.....no nuts
im tee-total. in fact iv never sampled anything that alters your state of mind. and i contain.....no nuts
C Coup de Grace 1st Level Red Feather Joined Aug 10, 2009 Messages 1,158 Points 0 Oct 21, 2009 #36 I'm short, obese and hung like a pimple.
F Filthyweasel 3rd Level Red Feather Joined Aug 3, 2008 Messages 1,683 Points 0 Oct 21, 2009 #37 I'm a right wing activist you abortion-loving homosexual commies!
W Whoviantrekkie TMF Master Joined Jun 27, 2009 Messages 886 Points 18 Oct 22, 2009 #38 I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die!
K K-Skate417 Level of Triple Ruby Feather Joined May 10, 2003 Messages 25,781 Points 36 Oct 23, 2009 #39 I'm actually a clone of HDS engineered with dragon DNA.
F Filthyweasel 3rd Level Red Feather Joined Aug 3, 2008 Messages 1,683 Points 0 Oct 23, 2009 #40 I regularly go swimming off the coast of South Africa in a seal costume.
K K-Skate417 Level of Triple Ruby Feather Joined May 10, 2003 Messages 25,781 Points 36 Oct 23, 2009 #41 I once swam the entire length of the Pacific Ocean
F Filthyweasel 3rd Level Red Feather Joined Aug 3, 2008 Messages 1,683 Points 0 Oct 23, 2009 #42 I once swam to Alice Springs! (I think only the Australians in this forum will get that)
Artoo Level of Tangerine Feather Joined Aug 25, 2007 Messages 11,181 Points 38 Oct 23, 2009 #43 I have a freckle on my penis that, when magnified, shows itself to be a scaled drawing of Albert Einstein.
I have a freckle on my penis that, when magnified, shows itself to be a scaled drawing of Albert Einstein.
T TarynsTinyToes 1st Level Green Feather Joined Aug 27, 2009 Messages 4,032 Points 0 Oct 23, 2009 #44 I have DD breasts
M Mister Scruff 1st Level Orange Feather Joined May 25, 2008 Messages 2,048 Points 0 Oct 23, 2009 #45 I eat lobster every day and am a Satanist.
M Mister Scruff 1st Level Orange Feather Joined May 25, 2008 Messages 2,048 Points 0 Oct 23, 2009 #46 TarynsTinyToes said: I keep a personal masseuse under my desk at work Click to expand... Whatever you're paying him, I'll do it for half 😀 I once fought a duel with cardboard tubes in the middle of Kwik Save. Actually that's not a lie, a security guard came and threw me out.
TarynsTinyToes said: I keep a personal masseuse under my desk at work Click to expand... Whatever you're paying him, I'll do it for half 😀 I once fought a duel with cardboard tubes in the middle of Kwik Save. Actually that's not a lie, a security guard came and threw me out.
F Filthyweasel 3rd Level Red Feather Joined Aug 3, 2008 Messages 1,683 Points 0 Oct 27, 2009 #47 I didn't just this thread
G Ghris 2nd Level Red Feather Joined Nov 1, 2008 Messages 1,256 Points 36 Oct 27, 2009 #48 I'm not nerdy as hell 😛
T TarynsTinyToes 1st Level Green Feather Joined Aug 27, 2009 Messages 4,032 Points 0 Nov 2, 2009 #49 After the hangover I had this weekend I am never going to drink again
T texastickler Level of Blackberry Feather Joined Apr 21, 2008 Messages 17,738 Points 0 Nov 2, 2009 #50 I live in a small Texas town with elephants.