Lifestyles of the Fail and Epic Fails.. Are YOU on our list?

[CrystalLight]

Join Us as we tell a tale of all the wonderful failures to enter our lives.

We love them dearly, and are doing this to hopefully spread the education to all of you non-failures out there that..

Fail Does Happen!

Now..

Let us begin..

Venray:

Gives new meaning to the term..

Pet's are just like their owners, doesn't it?

😀

 

[BrightEyes1082]

We can't leave out Impaler...

 

[CrystalLight]

This is what Dave2112 and Baldadonis get for thinkin' they are 'manly men'.

Brighty and Crystal took the smarter route..and produced a win.

Of course. 😉

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Actually, now that you mention it, I see what you mean about pets being like their owners. Did you know Impaler has cows? Apparently they are popular in Indiana. Farmland, yanno?

 

[CMartin]

Pic from the last BE and CL road-trip.......... 😉

 

[CrystalLight]

Robace252's Soccer Field as a kid..

'Nuff said.

 

[CrystalLight]

View from the street where Impaler failed at directing traffic..

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Young Arstine was traumatized during potty training. This is why he poops standing up, too.

 

[CMartin]

Poor Mondy.....too many "tricycle accidents" I guess......

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Why BaldAdonis got fired from the potato chip factory and had to become an attorney:

 

[CrystalLight]

A very, very OLD picture of Dave2112

..and why he sucks at hurdles.

 

[CMartin]

Crystal proudly displaying her new "Green" attitude.... 😀

 

[CrystalLight]

Why Impaler got let go from the military..

 

[CMartin]

BrightEyes displaying her technical knowledge in the post below....

NOTE: she's logged on as "BeastUK" below....

 

[CMartin]

Crystal's last date didn't go so well.....seems like the "would-be suitor" was in a hurry to leave.... 😀

*I am SO gonna get it for this....seriously*

 

[CrystalLight]

This is why Venray does not care for rafting anymore....

 

[BrightEyes1082]

My tricycle days were not near as disappointing as Impaler's, however...

 

[CrystalLight]

This is why you never see Arstine doing street performances anymore..

 

[CrystalLight]

This is what happens when Venray, Robace252, Arstine, Impaler, Baldadonis, Kered, AffectionateDan and Dave2112 get together....

 

[BrightEyes1082]

The guys thought they were going to build a shipment of FAIL for CrystalLight and Brighteyes.

They shouldn't have sent Danimal to pick up the lumber.

 

[General Zod]

Why CrystalLight isn't a cop anymore 😛

 

[kered]

I was going to leave this alone, but since you drew me into it........

Crystal was epic in FAIL as a professional wrestler.

 

[venray]

 

[venray]

 

[kered]

One of the Seven Wonders of Modern FAIL would be BrightEyes' noise while being tickled. It is so high pitched that it deafens other mammals.