Lifestyles of the Fail and Epic Fails.. Are YOU on our list?

[CrystalLight]

Why Kered and Venray are no longer firefighters...

General Zod is on the other side of the truck.. He is no longer one either..

 

[CrystalLight]

Arstine's last DJ gig didn't go so 'hot'...

 

[CrystalLight]

This is why Dave2112 no longer does..or attempts to do Karate..

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why Kered will never water ski again...

 

[Bugman]

Why nemesis will never go ice fishing again.

 

[Bugman]

Why Crystal has decided to take the bus from now on.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Why bugman never got his pilot's license...

 

[General Zod]

Why CrystalLight isn't allowed to drive a sports car anymore

 

[CrystalLight]

General Zod no longer plays with 4 wheelers..

Impaler also tried his hand at flying..

It didn't go so hot..

 

[General Zod]

General Zod no longer plays with 4 wheelers..

Good one CL Yes the landing hurt 😛

 

[RobAce]

Well they may think I and Arstine are on the list, which really we are not.
Just their futile attempt to stop the releasing of 2 of the many RINGTONES we will have available for all of you to download and enjoy.

In fact, here are 2 samples.
BigLaugh-is the wonderful BrightEyes
BigLaugh2-is the wonderful CrystalLight

DOWNLOAD AND ENJOY!


Rob

 

[CrystalLight]

Hey, Rob..

Darlin'?

Luff yoooooo.. 😀

 

[BrightEyes1082]

We tried to tell Dave2112 that 14 is still too young to teach his dog about masturbation...

<a href="http://failblog.org/2008/06/25/dog-toy-fail/"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1330" src="http://failblog.wordpress.com/files/2008/06/fb62.jpg" alt="fail owned pwned pictures" width="500" height="330" /></a><br />see more <a href="http://failblog.org">pwn and owned pictures</a>

 

[CrystalLight]

I have no caption...

All..

I

Have

To

Say

Is

*runs like motherfucking hell*

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Robace and Arstine prepare for their Saturday night show

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[CMartin]

Now it's on.........

*throws down the gauntlet....*

First up, we have a candid pic of Crystal, BrightEyes and AnnieHall prepping for their next TMF Radio show.

Next, we found this photo of Crystal and BrightEyes on their downtime pursuing their favorite hobby of tormenting various barnyard animals. Looks like it's the cows' turn this week.....poor buggers....

The thrid pic shows Crystal at her last job.....she said that the pay was good but she just felt that the job was cramping her style....

The fourth pic shows our BrightEyes helping to frighten...um, I mean welcome....TMF newcomers.

And last but not least, Crystal shows us her "webcam" skills......

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Impaler never made it to NHL...
<a href="http://failblog.org/2008/06/24/junior-hockey-fail/"><img class="alignnone size-full wp-image-1264" src="http://failblog.wordpress.com/files/2008/06/fb6.jpg" alt="fail owned pwned pictures" width="500" height="371" /></a><br />see more <a href="http://failblog.org">pwn and owned pictures</a>

Robace is always trying to impress the ladies... (this is why he sticks to radio now)
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Ray & Tracy's first date - we are still wondering how he managed to ever get a second date!
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And just for the guys coming to NH, for when your Failboat sinks... we give you...
<a href="http://failblog.org/2008/01/30/fail-buoy/"><img src="http://failblog.wordpress.com/files/2008/01/fail_buoy_01.jpg" alt="fail_buoy_01.jpg" /></a><br />see more <a href="http://failblog.org">pwn and owned pictures</a>

 

[BrightEyes1082]

I give you...

The pool of SnailFail

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[Snail Shell]

I'd post a picture describing your fail, Crystal, but I'm not sure you're over last night's heart attack yet. PWNED!

😉

Luv you!

Snail Shell

 

[RobAce]

I wonder if you have heard BrightEyes scream, "AHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH!"

I have.

In fact here is a recording just for all of you.

It's perfect for a ring tone.

Give a listen, so enjoyable.

Many more will be ready soon.

PM me with ideas for great ringtones, Ill make them.

Rob

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Why Robace's friends don't like to hang out with him in person:

<a href="http://failblog.org/2008/02/04/beerfail-another/"><img src="http://failblog.wordpress.com/files/2008/02/beer-fail.jpg?w=500" alt="beer-fail.jpg" /></a><br />see more <a href="http://failblog.org">pwn and owned pictures</a>

 

[BrightEyes1082]

Why Snaily should live on the ground floor:

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[Snail Shell]

Why Snaily should live on the ground floor:

<a href="http://failblog.org/2008/02/08/stairs-fail/"><img src="http://failblog.wordpress.com/files/2008/02/stairsfail.jpg" alt="stairsfail.jpg" /></a><br />see more <a href="http://failblog.org">pwn and owned pictures</a>

That's ridiculous! It's not like I'M the one who fell up the stairs at NEST.

Snail Shell

 

[BrightEyes1082]

The ladies are excited to see Snail in his new black speedo in NH...

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[Snail Shell]

The ladies are excited to see Snail in his new black speedo in NH...

<a href="http://failblog.org/2008/02/08/wrong-way-to-get-off-the-boat/"><img src="http://failblog.wordpress.com/files/2008/02/wrongwaytogetofftheboat.jpg" alt="wrongwaytogetofftheboat.jpg" /></a><br />see more <a href="http://failblog.org">pwn and owned pictures</a>

Yes, they are. 🙂

Snail Shell