Mad Lib #1

[Beaunanza]

I'm sure some of you have done Mad Libs before. I'm bored so I figued I'd do some on here. If you reply with a word, please do it in the order of the list. Include the number and the word. The next person to reply should do the following number/word, and so on. Please don't give me a bunch of words in a row. Let some others contibute before you post again. Only the first word will be taken so don't bother posting a number over again. When I have all of the numbers spoken for I will post the article with the filled in words. Make sense? I hope so. We'll try it.

1. Type Of Disease
2. Noun
3. Part Of The Body
4. Adjective
5. Person In Forum
6. Plural Noun
7. Plural Noun
8. Nasty Adjective
9. Plural Noun
10. Exclamation
11. Plural Noun
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[Ignatz]

1. Sciatica

 

[nessonite1]

2. beer can

 

[ILove2Tickle1]

3. eye ball

 

[Budweiserbob!]

4. mighty

 

[MistressValerie1]

5. The Hollywood Brother 🙂

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

6. Feathers

 

[Ignatz]

8. syphillitic

 

[a1532b]

9. Bananas

 

[Cbarton]

10. Egad!

 

[Beaunanza]

C'mon....one more word!

 

[Ethereal]

necrosi
or..
puppies 🙂

 

[Beaunanza]

Smoking Cigarettes

Medical science has discovered that smoking cigarettes causes sciatica. It is also bad for your beer can and causes pains in the eye ball. When mice and dogs were exposed to mighty cigarette smoke, they developed The Hollywood Brother's disease. Tobacco companies have put charcoal feathers on the ends of cigarettes, but they still spend millions of toes advertising their syphillitic product. If you smoke cigarettes, the tobacco will leave all kinds of tar and bananas in your lungs. This will make you cough and say "Egad!" Don't smoke cigarettes. Remember, only puppies smoke.

 

[Budweiserbob!]

bwuahahaha!

 

[MistressValerie1]

I find that puppies only smoke if the skillet gets too hot 😉

 

[a1532b]

Hahaha, that was fun. I know a friend that died of banana lung, so this does bring back painful memories...*sniff sniff*

 

[nessonite1]

they developed The Hollywood Brother's disease.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do another!

 

[SyDemon1]

I second that....The Hollywood Brother's disease is the funniest thing I've ever seen.

 

[Ethereal]

does it cause elimination of the concept of "first person point of view" in the cerebral cortex?

 

[GEORGIATKLER]

Thanks For All The Laughs

Really Funny Thread. Please Do Jump On The Ol' Hoss And Do Another One. I'm Also Starting A "ticklethon" To Find A Cure For The Hollywood Brother's Disease. Funding Is Going To Be Tight Since We Obviously Can Only Accept Donations From Every Third Person.

 

[nessonite1]

Find A Cure For The Hollywood Brother's Disease. Funding Is Going To Be Tight Since We Obviously Can Only Accept Donations From Every Third Person.

groooaaaannnn

 

[Ignatz]

Really Funny Thread. Please Do Jump On The Ol' Hoss And Do Another One. I'm Also Starting A "ticklethon" To Find A Cure For The Hollywood Brother's Disease. Funding Is Going To Be Tight Since We Obviously Can Only Accept Donations From Every Third Person.

Good one, GT! (That one took me a second or two. In theatrical circles, that's known as a joke grenade.)

 

[MistressValerie1]

So is THAT the secret to your Hot Dogs, Val?

Yep! 😉