Beaunanza
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A Recipe For Ice Cubes
To make slimy ice cubes, first find a tray with molds shaped like a reddish pear or a rock. Then refrigerate once while holding the tray. Fill the molds with vinegar, or even lemonade spiced with the livers of fresh-picked girl scouts, but for the best results always use low-cal pancake syrup of ipecac. It can even be dyed black if you wish. Be carefully when placing the tray in the freezer. Allow the cubes to sped for at least 42 minutes until they are completely flamboyant. Remove the tray shakily, and jiggle with your lower abdomen until the cubes was. Add to your favorite drink and bending.
Hmmm. A few words there that don't make sense. Ahhh well. I suppose I could have altered some of the answers....but screw it.
To make slimy ice cubes, first find a tray with molds shaped like a reddish pear or a rock. Then refrigerate once while holding the tray. Fill the molds with vinegar, or even lemonade spiced with the livers of fresh-picked girl scouts, but for the best results always use low-cal pancake syrup of ipecac. It can even be dyed black if you wish. Be carefully when placing the tray in the freezer. Allow the cubes to sped for at least 42 minutes until they are completely flamboyant. Remove the tray shakily, and jiggle with your lower abdomen until the cubes was. Add to your favorite drink and bending.
Hmmm. A few words there that don't make sense. Ahhh well. I suppose I could have altered some of the answers....but screw it.
