Make Up A Fact!

[Namie]

If you read the US tax code aloud backwards, the earth will stop spinning for ten minutes.

 

[wishfoot88]

looking at the above will cause you great pain.

 

[milagros317]

Bathing in the rivers of Connecticut will give you an ugly red rash. 😱

 

[wishfoot88]

drinking water has been made illegal my the coca-cola company in Portugal and China.

 

[baldadonis]

If you stare too long at Barbara Streisand, you will get athletes foot.

 

[KrazieDog]

In 1947, Lyz became the first woman in history to pogo across the state of Nevada while humming the tune "A Soldier's Last Letter".

 

[McNoodle]

Mid digit hair is caused by a fiber deficiency.

 

[ikaiyoo]

Fact I know 28.6% of all combined knowledge in the universe.

 

[milagros317]

Eating lots of wheat bran will make your eyes turn purple. 😱

 

[ikaiyoo]

the vundu trjan is really easy to get off your system

 

[milagros317]

Cheeseburgers are the ideal healthy food. 😀

 

[ikaiyoo]

Cheeseburgers are the ideal healthy food. 😀

no no that is a fact they have dairy vegitables grain and meat... they are the ideal healthy food.


a study has been show that by reducing our carbon footprint and lowering the green house effect we actually dooming the earth by making it more appealing to the martians watching our every move

 

[milagros317]

Extra thick chocolate milkshakes are the ideal healthy beverage. 😀

 

[ikaiyoo]

There are still WMD's in iraq

 

[milagros317]

HDS is from another galaxy. 😱

 

[ikaiyoo]

milagros has a bot that does all his posting for him.

 

[milagros317]

milagros has a bot that does all his posting for him.

I have thought about doing that. 😀
Oops that is a real fact. 😱

 

[ikaiyoo]

there is heroin at the bottoms of cigarettes that is why they are addictive

 

[milagros317]

Eating too much asparagus causes your penis to turn purple and fall off. 😱

 

[kered]

Eating yogurt increases your sex drive 150%.

 

[milagros317]

Eating too many beets will make your nose turn red and then rot away. 😱

 

[Artoo]

Masturbating is not a crime.

 

[kered]

Milagros' enormous strength is due to his love of celery.🙄

 

[milagros317]

Eating any celery at all will make your urine too acidic and burn away your urethra. 😱

 

[ikaiyoo]

Tickling causes cancer.