S slacker2114 3rd Level White Feather Joined Apr 27, 2001 Messages 9,601 Points 38 Aug 4, 2009 #551 Eating a roll of nickels every day will help you maintain regularity.
C c7_assassin 3rd Level Black Feather Joined Jun 24, 2007 Messages 8,720 Points 0 Aug 4, 2009 #552 Canada will some day rule the world!
♡AimLEE♡ Level of Tangerine Feather Joined Apr 13, 2004 Messages 11,874 Points 63 Aug 4, 2009 #553 Dancing helps your hair grow faster.
L lilone4sir 1st Level Red Feather Joined Jul 16, 2009 Messages 1,176 Points 0 Aug 4, 2009 #554 Breaking up is actually fun.
C c7_assassin 3rd Level Black Feather Joined Jun 24, 2007 Messages 8,720 Points 0 Aug 4, 2009 #555 Pinocchio is a true story.
S sasaxrah 1st Level Yellow Feather Joined Oct 17, 2007 Messages 3,056 Points 0 Aug 4, 2009 #556 In Bosnia-Herzegovina, giving someone a high-five means you would like to blow them.
kered Level of Ruby Feather Joined Dec 1, 2005 Messages 23,122 Points 0 Aug 4, 2009 #557 Sonicares do not tickle in the least.
Jason Reborn Level of Triple Diamond Feather Joined Jul 21, 2009 Messages 20,088 Points 0 Aug 4, 2009 #558 The act of using a hairbrush everyday will cause you to develop polio
S starburstz91 2nd Level Orange Feather Joined Oct 28, 2007 Messages 2,311 Points 0 Aug 4, 2009 #559 Watching Harry Potter automatically makes you a wizard. A real one.
L lilone4sir 1st Level Red Feather Joined Jul 16, 2009 Messages 1,176 Points 0 Aug 4, 2009 #560 Good deeds will get you anything you want.
S slacker2114 3rd Level White Feather Joined Apr 27, 2001 Messages 9,601 Points 38 Aug 4, 2009 #561 Polar Bears: Nature's welcome wagon
♡AimLEE♡ Level of Tangerine Feather Joined Apr 13, 2004 Messages 11,874 Points 63 Aug 4, 2009 #562 Cotton Candy turns you in a pink bunny.
Jason Reborn Level of Triple Diamond Feather Joined Jul 21, 2009 Messages 20,088 Points 0 Aug 4, 2009 #563 Rainbow colored hair will be the next fashion trend for girls
S sasaxrah 1st Level Yellow Feather Joined Oct 17, 2007 Messages 3,056 Points 0 Aug 5, 2009 #564 When you play trumpet, your libido goes down.
Jason Reborn Level of Triple Diamond Feather Joined Jul 21, 2009 Messages 20,088 Points 0 Aug 5, 2009 #565 When you watch two Canadians have sex, your own sex drive increases by the 1000's! 😱
S slacker2114 3rd Level White Feather Joined Apr 27, 2001 Messages 9,601 Points 38 Aug 5, 2009 #566 Dressing like Mr. Spock will make you attractive to supermodels.
♡AimLEE♡ Level of Tangerine Feather Joined Apr 13, 2004 Messages 11,874 Points 63 Aug 5, 2009 #567 Coughing makes you grow 5x faster.
Jason Reborn Level of Triple Diamond Feather Joined Jul 21, 2009 Messages 20,088 Points 0 Aug 5, 2009 #568 Staring at her will make you go blind <a href="http://media.photobucket.com/image/britney spears/marandakenney13/britney-spears-1280x960-4796.jpg?o=32" target="_blank"><img src="http://i917.photobucket.com/albums/ad15/marandakenney13/britney-spears-1280x960-4796.jpg" border="0"></a>
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Carsomyr Level of Ruby Feather Joined Jul 1, 2007 Messages 23,980 Points 0 Aug 5, 2009 #569 A high post count gives you undeserved status and respect with the established members of the TMF
♡AimLEE♡ Level of Tangerine Feather Joined Apr 13, 2004 Messages 11,874 Points 63 Aug 5, 2009 #570 Wearing a hoop earring turns you into a pirate at midnight.
Carsomyr Level of Ruby Feather Joined Jul 1, 2007 Messages 23,980 Points 0 Aug 5, 2009 #571 Everyone in the SSF is actully just one person posting with different accounts.
♡AimLEE♡ Level of Tangerine Feather Joined Apr 13, 2004 Messages 11,874 Points 63 Aug 5, 2009 #572 Edward Cullen is my husband.
Carsomyr Level of Ruby Feather Joined Jul 1, 2007 Messages 23,980 Points 0 Aug 5, 2009 #573 I have actually read the Twilight books 😛
♡AimLEE♡ Level of Tangerine Feather Joined Apr 13, 2004 Messages 11,874 Points 63 Aug 5, 2009 #574 Not reading the Twilight books makes you a goober.
Carsomyr Level of Ruby Feather Joined Jul 1, 2007 Messages 23,980 Points 0 Aug 5, 2009 #575 Eating bread turns you insane