Make Up A Fact!

[makemlaugh2003]

is 119 3/4% likely to do nothing but lurk from now on

...oh, no, wait. That's NOT made up. Sorry. Got it half right.

 

[Gothika]

bush invented war

 

[slacker2114]

Packaged with the iPod Plasma and featured in all its adverts will be one-hit wonder "The New Radicals" song, "You Get What You Give":

...But when the night is falling
And you cannot find the light
If you feel your dream is dying
Hold tight
You've got the music in you
Don't let go
You've got the music in you...

Actually, it's been decided to instead go with the Frank Zappa classic "You Are What You Is".

 

[KrazieDog]

Sex Panther Cologne .... 60% of the time, it works every time.

 

[Gothika]

sunny from cocoa puffs is in the insain asylum after going cuckoo for cocoa puffs

 

[DimpleToes]

I have been fibbing... I am not at all intersted in tickling nor am I the least bit jumpy..

 

[milagros317]

Eating ice cream makes you thin, rich, and smart. 😀

 

[baldadonis]

I have been fibbing... I am not at all intersted in tickling nor am I the least bit jumpy..

Fibbing will not result in you being tickled by me 🙂.

 

[Iris]

watching porn...

watching porn will cause you to go BLIND!!!!

 

[Ferbtones]

bad breath is sexy

 

[slacker2114]

In a recent study, it was found that large amounts of cyanide increases one's libido.

 

[baldadonis]

The city of San Diego derives from Latin. It roughly translates as "A Whale's Vagina"

 

[Gothika]

baldadonis is realy bald and u can see your reflection on his head.

 

[baldadonis]

baldadonis is really bald.

I already covered that untruth Goth, but thank you helping to perpetuate that myth. Much appreciated.

Elmer Fudd is coincidentally also the name of the mayor of the town of Cotati, California. His e-mail address is [email protected].

 

[Namie]

Watching every episode of American Idol of the last season will boost your IQ by at least 10 points.

 

[dalekfire]

I have chosen to interact with this thread hardcore from now on. *nodnod*

 

[baldadonis]

I have chosen to take this thread out for a lovely dinner and then never call it again.

 

[slacker2114]

It is a little known fact that gothfreakhell and baldadonis are actually fraternal conjoined twins. It's a rather sore subject with them though as they are joined at the tailbone and are forced to stand back to back at all times. Neither has ever seen the other's face.

 

[milagros317]

Sexual intercourse cures acne. 😀

 

[baldadonis]

The United States overthrew and seized control of the Canadian government yesterday. Nobody in Canada noticed.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

Comedian Lewis Black has chosen to run for the presidency of the United States.

 

[baldadonis]

A bird in the hand is worth $2.00 to George Bush.

 

[Namie]

Square pegs fit very easily into round holes.

 

[GarreleFeet]

I feel this a wonderful time to present <a href="chucknorrisfacts.com">this</a>. ^_^

I'm <u><b>not</b></u> awesome. Euphoric's bra will now vaporize me for such a mistruth.

 

[baldadonis]

Jonas Salk did not in fact cure polio. Polio was destroyed by Chuck Norris with a swift roundhouse kick to the face.